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FULL SELF DELUSION 🎸 After years of “coming soon,” and HW3 owners left for dead in the Australian FSD rollout, I figured it deserved a ballad. Even got old mate Ed Sheeran to perform it (kind of). Hey @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla @elonmusk - this one’s for every Aussie still waiting for FSD. I do hope you’re listening…

@SantoroSystems @Automoto415792 Faulty

What does the F stand for....

@ChadMoran @MobofJoggers @RealDanODowd Yeh that’s what I thought.. all sounds like more lies.. they have full access to logs and can modify how they want

@LJMBAU @MobofJoggers @RealDanODowd CT never had autosteer

YET AGAIN. HE'S WRONG. Do you think @RealDanODowd gets sick of looking like a complete fool and being wrong time after time after time? We now know FSD was not activated 4 second before the accident occurred.

@MobofJoggers @RealDanODowd 4 secs before.. but then again I thought CT never had autopilot.. does he even know his products?

@LJMBAU @RealDanODowd Huh? No he didn't. He said it wasn't on.

Again, doesn’t mention the word FULL

Note it’s no longer FULL self driving

@M65_ll @Tesla What’s oil got to do with solving autonomy?

@LJMBAU @Tesla I don't think so, my friend. China's situation is different now than before, with rising oil prices and shipping losses due to what's happening in the Middle East.

To try out FSD Supervised, just book a demo drive at a Tesla location near you You can also do a self-serve demo drive – no advisor contact necessary tesla.com/drive

@M65_ll @Tesla China will beat them for sure

@Tesla I'm still talking to everyone... Tesla is doing something different and racing against time.

@Tesla Can I demo the part where it works on Hardware 3? The part my $10k bought half a decade ago? No? Just the new cars? Right. Carry on ignoring your "legacy" suckers.

@meetMrajgor Use /remote-control

finally installed Claude Code i'm late but whatever lol... what's been your biggest time save with it so far?

Sounds about right..

@aelluswamy @Speenuh @Tesla @BLKMDL3 Have you forgotten about FSD HW3 in Australia/NZ ?

@Speenuh @Tesla @BLKMDL3 Actually Smart Summon will come to legacy S/X in Q4.

@iruletheworldmo Same can be achieved via Claude code - this is nothing new, just another nice wrapper

this is terrifying.

Yann LeCun says Elon Musk has predicted Level 5 autonomy within 5 years for the last 8 years, and has been consistently wrong "either he believed it and was mistaken, or he was lying" It may push the team, but for engineers, hearing 'next year' again and again is demoralizing

@DarthSource69 @28delayslater @YammerTime01 I see you have a very limited vocabulary.

@LJMBAU @28delayslater @YammerTime01 Cope harder faggt

😂 these doors are so dumb.

Caution: FSD makes you a bad driver

@TeslaBot_2026 @28delayslater @YammerTime01 The kids will be adults by the time robocan comes out

@LJMBAU @28delayslater @YammerTime01 Go have more kids, can you fit them all in a. Robovan?

@DarthSource69 @28delayslater @YammerTime01 You’ve missed the point, you also can’t spell

@LJMBAU @28delayslater @YammerTime01 90% of tides are 2 people or less. Cry more faggt.

@dom_lucre x.com/ljmbau/status/…

🔥🚨BREAKING: The Office of the Israeli Prime Minister has rejected claims circulating on social media reported by Anadolu Agency that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was killed in an Iranian retaliatory strike. The rumors gained traction after footage from Netanyahu’s virtual press conference on March 13 began spreading online. Some users pointed to the lack of nationwide air raid sirens in the video as “evidence” that the Prime Minister had been killed and that the appearance was instead AI-generated or otherwise fabricated.

@delysidish @28delayslater @YammerTime01 That’s true

@LJMBAU @28delayslater @YammerTime01 He never told you to take care of your kids