The Arctic Pilot 🇺🇲

If i may.. I'd just like to say Welcome aboard Arctic Airlines. I'll be your pilot for the next four years and we'll be cruising at 4547 ft. Agl.. The booze if free, so get your arms around a fellow passenger and hold on... i wanna try something i saw on TV... Anyway, whatever made y'all think climbing into this shitshow was a good idea... Thank you. I love ya all! Please try o NOT grope the hot co-pilot.. that's my wife. But feel free to freely feel the stewardess as she's kind of a party girl. Barf bags will be supplied as well as oxygen masks that will more than likely drop from overhead.. but if they do.. well, I'd rather not see what's coming next, but you do you, boo. Again: Thank you for flying Arctic Airlines. And we sincerely hope you live through this.. Yours truly~ TheArcticPilot. ❤️🫵

@DrClownPhD Making this my ring tone.

Debido al reciente cambio en 𝕏, empezaré a publicar solo sobre la cultura mexicana en español. Aquí les dejo un clip de nuestra cantante más famosa: J-Lo

@RepRaskin @HouseJudiciary Just here to see you get absolutely roasted in the comments...

We all saw President Trump's piles of classified documents in Mar-a-Lago ballrooms and bathrooms. But why did he take them? New documents obtained by @HouseJudiciary reveal the president may have taken the documents and sold out our national security to enrich himself—and the DOJ is working hard to block the evidence.

@NYCMayor 🤣 You clown.

ICE doesn’t belong at our airports. Our Office of Immigrant Affairs has updated guidance and you can call their legal hotline at 800-354-0365.

@LarryKrasnerDA Unfortunately, his moron constituents actually believe his BS.. Sorry, you window licker, but the supremacy clause specifically states you can't do that... But please go ahead and try.. after your guys get beat retarded, you'll be held liable for interfering with a fed. Offcr.

And I’ll say it again.

@GovPressOffice Been day drinking again, i see. 🤨

The man who actually got Iran to make a deal that kept Americans safe

@elonmusk I mean, yeah bro... One literally contained an IED a couple of years ago.. I'ma call that a pass.

Tesla Cybertruck is the only pickup to be awarded top safety+

@AntiWokeMemes Got the basics from my ex, the rest is all me, baby!

Who taught you how ?

@alphafox Difference is, you a ho.

Yeah, there is a difference. 🤨

@nikitabier Is this Elon's global stage?

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

@GavinNewsom Bullshit detected: mass quantities.

🚨HUGE STORY FOX REFUSES TO COVER 🚨 Trump and Scott Bessent just handed Iran $14 BILLION by easing oil sanctions. Fox spent YEARS screaming about Obama's fake “pallet of cash.” Now? Total. Silence.

@GovPressOffice I'm convinced this is a parody acct mocking Newscum. 🤣

NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF SHE WAS IN OFFICE

🔥🚨BREAKING: NASA just confirmed this green fireball was spotted by hundreds of witnesses in the western U.S. on Sunday night, March 22. NASA stressed that this fireball isn’t related to the other 8 we have saw last week. NASA: “The meteor was first spotted above the California town of Chowchilla. It traveled south at 35,000 mph before disintegrating above Calflax. This fireball does not appear to be related to other recent bright meteors.”

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: AIR FORCE GENERAL — KNOWN AS THE UFO “GATEKEEPER” — VANISHES 💣👀 Led TOP-SECRET SPACE WEAPONS programs tied to ADVANCE AEROSPACE TECH… then GONE😳🛸 Days after UFO files announcement… he DISAPPEARS 🤯 Now MULTIPLE SCIENTISTS MISSING or DEAD — coincidence… or something BIGGER? 🇺🇸🔥

🚨 BIG: Rep. Tim Burchett says UFO Scientists Found DEAD After Testifying to Congress About UFO Files: BURCHETT: "Something dark is going on. I know these scientists and researchers. They have testified. We've got to get to the bottom of it. It's just too much, too much is going on right now -- And by the way, I'm not suicidal." Here is a list of mysterious disappearances or deaths: - Retired Air Force Maj. Gen. William Neil McCasland—missing since Feb 27, 2026 - Aerospace/materials scientist Monica Reza vanished June 22, 2025, while hiking in Angeles National Forest - MIT fusion physicist Nuno Loureiro—shot & killed Dec 2025 at his home. - Caltech astrophysicist Carl Grillmair—fatally shot Feb 16, 2026, at his home. - Novartis scientist Jason Thomas—body found in March 2026 after disappearing in December 2025.

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@GavinNewsom Not sure if your comms guy read who Patrick Bateman is… but I don’t think comparing yourself to Patrick Bateman is the flex you think it is

@SoulReaver267 @Sassafrass_84 🤣

@Sassafrass_84 Are you sure this isn't a pro-right ad?

The democrats are promoting this on fb as the dream team. Can you imagine? It's the temu administration.

Well Done South Korea.

Hey Politico, there’s a word for “top vote-getter.” It’s winner 😂

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court appears poised to STRIKE DOWN state laws allowing the mass acceptance of mail-in ballots after election day, following oral arguments — AP It could affect several DOZEN states. THIS IS HUGE! 🔥 Justice Sam Alito delivered a MASTERCLASS in precisely why we have an election DAY, not "week" or "month" "We have LOTS of phrases that involve two words, the last of which, the second of which is DAY. Labor DAY, Memorial DAY, George Washington's birthDAY, Independence DAY, birth DAY, and election DAY!" "And they're all particular DAYS." "So if we start with that, if I have nothing more to look at than the phrase election day, I think this is the DAY in which everything is going to take place, or almost everything."