Logan Emiry

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I love curling cause you can just throw a spinorama to signal acceptance of defeat and the end of game play.

@DonCherryParody Gavin M(a)cKenna too

MACDAVID MACKINNEN MACKAR MACKLENCELEBRINI MARCKNER MARCKSHAND MACK STONE NEXT TIME BRING MACK BLACKWOODS AND MACKTHEW SHAYFER

@nicsulsky @TeamHoman @FlaschColton @C_hodgy @cullenoncurling @Devin_Heroux @ryanfry79 I'm not sweating, you're sweating

I have a great family and dog that provide emotional support but I think I'm going to need some emotional-tweet support during @TeamHoman's game this morning 🤪 @FlaschColton @C_hodgy @cullenoncurling @Devin_Heroux @ryanfry79 help 🤣👊 #GoCanadaGo 🇨🇦

@nicsulsky Thank goodness I was worried sick

Ron McLean just said that the Women's Curling game was delayed by 30mins due to snow outside but said not to worry the curlers are ready and the "Banana Peelers" are there. Oh thank god. "Peel, Peel, Peel!"

@nicsulsky @rockleaguecurl I'm so ready, nobody going over the hog line on my watch

Maybe we'll ask VIPs to also be Hogline officials in @rockleaguecurl 👀 At least beer would provide an excuse for poor officiating decisions. Too soon? 🤣

We cannot start allowing swearing in curling. What’s next, drinking?

the Swiss mixed double curling team is married and when their match ended the Peacock stream just showed them playing with their Curling Baby for like 6 minutes while regal-sounding Olympic music played

@Frlan @twinetime14 I think the case could definitely be made with Marianne Rørvik, was a little surprised to see her on a team as I thought there was as much chance of her retiring after this quad as there was of her continuing to compete

@twinetime14 So anytime this comes up, all stars, all pro, Olympic hockey whatever. Whenever somebody proposes why didn't "so and so" make it, I don't listen unless they ALSO pick a person off the team that their pick is going to replace. You want Dupont on, fine...who are you dropping ?

So...Rock League... Do we now get to talk about SNUBS? It happens in every other professional sport, right? So we should be able to talk about it... Lets start... 🇩🇰 Maddie Dupont WHY is she not included? Multi-time Olympian. Euro Champion. Impressive Resume. Yes??!!

@twinetime14 Biggest snub in my opinion is Amos Mosaner, was very surprised not to see him on a team! One of the best sweepers in the world, great mixed doubles resume as well as being a big part of team Retornaz's success

There's nothing more a-peel-ing to these bananas than a certain curling shot. Make sure to give them a follow on Instagram: @curlingbananas

@fasselin94 There's another fuck from einarsson clear as day

Einarson slides the runback just off and FUCK it is. The women’s favorite finally gets going! This would be the greatest comeback of all time. Standings: Men - 15 Women - 3 #FuckTicker

@nicsulsky Sure but were there more peels? 🍌🤣

In the first 12 games of the Men's side of the Canadian Trials, 8 of the games started with a BLANK in the first end. That's 66% of games effectively being 9 ends. (And that's quality math 😉) Sometimes the rules just write themselves 🤪 #TankTheBlank #Trials2025

@fasselin94 @graemerice Saw one from Flasch this morning, maybe end 6 or 7?

@graemerice Think they were both from Cups. Fuck it, I’m giving both of them to him! 🤣

Did we just go through the first 2 full days completely fuckless? And they call themselves athletes? #FuckTicker

@wollerxx Looking at it it looks like it says: Rule #1 No excuses, play like a champion

wait what are the numbers/letters(?) on the back of Stolie's new mask???

@MichaelRTuttle @FoolishBB @grok Tonight's game 7 is fictional??

@FoolishBB @grok is this legit?

Here’s a weird quirk of the law. Because tonight’s Game 7 takes place in November, you actually CAN legally disseminate accounts and descriptions of it without express written consent from Major League Baseball.

@Xposed Can't believe you're doing this again! I would bring my best friend Kurtis, we're making the trip to Toronto and it would be bananas to be in the building for the game!!

BLUE JAYS FANS. I’m sending 8 Die Hards to the game on Friday I’ve got 4 pairs of tickets to give away. Tell me who you would you bring to the game for a chance to win! #WANTITALL

SUCH A MASSIVE GAME. If that jays take a 2-0 COMMANDING LEAD in this series I will give a bunch of people who retweet this and are following me @xposed $500. #WANTITALL #Bluejays #Dodgers

@Xposed You're kidding

Who wants to go to the World Series? #WANTITALL

@trackalwayslit Matt Knies is wearing one this year

Now that everyone is awake: I have a favor to ask. I am running a season long stat tracker for players that wear neck guards in nhl play. I do not know every player on every team like that. If your team has players on it that wear neck guards, let me know!