LMC 🥸🤦‍♂️

@BowTiedYukon @MetabolicMikeM Why don't you help us out and explain how to take the concept of weighted ¼ rep press-ups and expand that to something meaningful? I presume you have an idea right, otherwise you're just chatting shït

@MetabolicMikeM The fact that you can’t watch a video, see a concept, not do exactly what you see expand it into something useful is telling

I usually make fun of these kids but god damn my boy might just be on to something here

@climbtechy @BerkshireCyc

@BerkshireCyc Just move them, I would they won’t be official council ones

A resident angry that they can no longer park on the pavement

@DaneO1_ @TheRocketRalph How quaint. Postulating that stronger people exist or have existed based on nothing more than "feelings" And you have the temerity to refer to other people as "low intelligence". Oh to have the confidence of a mediocre man

@TheRocketRalph You’d have to be retarded to think this is the strongest man who ever lived.

incredibly funny that people are calling the strongest man who has ever lived an “ego lifter”

@KM_243_ All the thickos in here blaming Slot for the academy kids' injuries 🤦‍♂️

Where is Jayden Danns man this could’ve been a good chance for him with Ekitike out now

@dan26022530 @Bubblebathgirl Guess you've never seen John Wick then?

@Bubblebathgirl It’s still ridiculous to see cops on horseback in nyc

NYPD officer on horseback chased down an alleged purse thief in Manhattan’s Upper West Side on Wednesday afternoon. The female suspect fell in the street, then continued to flee before finally being caught and handcuffed. The most ridiculous part was the white woman yelling at the cop: “You’re gonna hurt somebody! You’re gonna hurt the horse! What’s wrong with you?!” (00:37). While being arrested, the suspect said, “But sir, I didn’t do nuttin’ wrong… I didn’t take nobody’s stuff.” (nbcnewyork on TT)

@akafaceUS I'm not familiar with American money. How much did he end up giving him?

And THIS is how you get not only repeat customers, but great verbal recommendations.

@Abzzzzie1 @ShadowW3lch @Figuregirl1977 I'm going to try and say this in the nicest possible way Abzz, but you sound like an utter fuckwit. Seriously, what are you trying to prove claiming you can bench more than a 57kg female? So what??

@ShadowW3lch @Figuregirl1977 1.i lift more than you on warm up 2. You are 30 years older than me so I have time to improve n beat your PR 3. I do what I want already 4. I’d be happier if people did things the CORRECT WAY.

72kg for 1 @ 57.5kg bodyweight. This was a fucking grind and I’m almost sure my arse keeps contact with the bench but I’m shaking so much I can’t tell 😭😭😭. I’ve no doubt they’ll be a few negative Nancy’s coming for me 😂

@bestrafer38 @GigglingGanon Would you take legal advice from this guy!!

@GigglingGanon You are allowed to tell a judge to fuck off under the constitution

When this dude started telling the judge to F off, it went about as good as you would expect it to go. Imagine getting a simple trespassing charge and blowing it up to this level just because you are impatient and having a bad day. The dude that is on zoom waiting for his case next was afraid to talk after all that went down. 🤣

@FraserBerryFarm @PPC4Liberty @realRyanHemsley Sharing to complete strangers purely for attention is very fucking weird

@PPC4Liberty @realRyanHemsley Sharing you lost a child is weird?

Bye Jack ❤️ Forever and always, pal. April 14/ 2026.

@patriotRNaz @realRyanHemsley

@realRyanHemsley Why are you sharing this very private thing with strangers on the internet?

@PatrickMcGroinn @Vand3l2 @realRyanHemsley He posted a positive pregnancy test and said RIP but no further details, that's what's vague about it Either it was stillborn, a miscarriage or aborted. But I suppose details don't matter when you're fishing for attention on the internet

@Vand3l2 @realRyanHemsley What's at all vague about the post?

@FreedmanSal @TomJGarry Similar thing happened last November for their friendly against China. It was reported that ~85k tickets were sold but official attendance was 74,611, so again, c.11k no shows However, no shows is normal and this happens at men's games too, albeit on a slightly smaller scale

@Lord_LMC @TomJGarry It’s a balancing act … finding that price point… too low offers a risk that people don’t care if they go / not go and too expensive means some people don’t buy at all. 11,000 no shows is high…. Could suggest the ticket prices were v low or freebies.

Just a small side note from last night's game, compared to the big talking points, of course, but it's worth noting the uplift in the crowd for the same fixture... Feb 2025, England-Spain at Wembley: 46,550 April 2026, England-Spain at Wembley: 62,306 Decent growth. #Lionesses

@FreedmanSal @TomJGarry The tickets are relatively cheap so if people decide not to attend after buying them, it's not much of a financial loss. If they'd paid £100s, they'd make more of an effort to still attend 60k+ attendees is still a very decent turn out

@TomJGarry Although they announced pre-match that 73,000 tickets had been issued. 11,000 ish people decided not to go?

@jmp4260 @TomJGarry The only people interested in attending Chelsea games are Chelsea fans, and there are fewer Chelsea fans than England fans. It's not a difficult concept to grasp random letters and numbers person Also, what part of the post is a lie? 62,306 is the official attendance

@TomJGarry Tom So why do WSL Champions Chelsea barely get 2500 fans for their home games at their home ground KINGSMEADOW stop lying 🤡

@NiallM18 @DaveOCKOP The average fuckwit fan's thought process

@DaveOCKOP Slot's really putting his stamp on this team! A total recruitment mess

BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike ruled out for 9 months with Achilles tendon rupture. daveockop.com/latest-news/hu…

@itvfootball @Lionesses I see the mediocre blokes have taken time out of their day job (wanking furiously in their mum's basement) to give us their expert opinion on the game

We're still thinking about this Alessia Russo assist! 🤯🔥 @Lionesses

@miffythegamer @leo_leo_X Colour me surprised, Miffy lying again. Claims I'm muted, posts about one of my comments that you're supposedly not seeing You really can't help yourself can you x.com/miffythegamer/…

@leo_leo_X @Lord_LMC I’m sure you’ll feel suitably chastened after having some genitally obsessed anti-trans hobgoblin tell you off Leo. As though we would ever look to them as moral arbiters or stalwarts of truth and rectitude. 🤪🤣

I have deleted a post in which I modified a photo of someone wearing a sign on their back at ParkRun. Many people took offence at the photo and interpreted it as encouraging violence against women. That wasn’t my intention. It was a joke in poor taste and it didn’t land.

@leo_leo_X @miffythegamer Not you, that Miffy fella. Replies getting a bit messed up You owned up to your transgression He just doubles down on his and then mutes people if he doesn't like the way the convo is going

@Lord_LMC @miffythegamer You’re getting confused. I didn’t make the claim about JKR kicking someone in the balls.

@miffythegamer @leo_leo_X *jabbed Even with the tweet clearly laid before you, you still insist on misrepresenting what was posted

@leo_leo_X Sorry that should’ve said “jabbing” not “kicking”. I wouldn’t want the desiccated old haddock to sue me.

@leo_leo_X @miffythegamer You're really getting quite confused You claim JKR tweeted about kicking someone in the balls, when she clearly didn't. I don't know if you're genuinely misremembering, being disingenuous, or just failing to keep track of the lies you tell. Either way, it's not a good look

@Lord_LMC @miffythegamer Rowling posted about jabbing a trans person in the ‘lady balls’ and photographing anyone who looks like they might be trans in public toilets. Linehan posted about punching trans people in the balls and has a conviction for damaging the phone of a trans person.