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LowerBackPain AkA Mister

@LowerBackPain04

You run from the spirit of reparations Currently profitable* in my latest addiction.

Eastern PA เข้าร่วม Mart 2022
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LowerBackPain AkA Mister
LowerBackPain AkA Mister@LowerBackPain04·
Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash* Me: Omg, there's people alive in there! People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US! Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE! Them: OH THANK GOD! Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
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depths of wikipedia!
depths of wikipedia!@depthsofwiki·
i'm starting a collection of things like this
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clown
clown@bugsquelcher·
cum to your head name 5 cocks
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
“Folks, did you hear about this? Kev, did you hear about this one? The Army is raising its enlistment age to 42. 42 years of age! Yeah, now instead of taking an entrance exam, you get a prostate exam.”
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LowerBackPain AkA Mister
LowerBackPain AkA Mister@LowerBackPain04·
@Autistic_Lauren Mixed feelings... I don't want to be involved whatsoever but the data is often helpful for ongoing psychological profile building
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fishy and chips
fishy and chips@FATFUCKINGCHUD1·
What would you do if you got shot to death
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LowerBackPain AkA Mister
LowerBackPain AkA Mister@LowerBackPain04·
@DavidDTSS And again- COMPLETELY SELF-INFLICTED! Like, he took A LOT of steps and took some great pains to put himself through this, we can't take it away from him now 😂😂
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David Dennis Jr.
David Dennis Jr.@DavidDTSS·
Jay Z didn’t stop me from wearing throwback jerseys and he damn sure ain’t gonna stop me from thinking Drake getting whooped like that is an objectively hilarious thing to behold 😂😂😂
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😐@pipemonster·
@LowerBackPain04 @aidsapev Drafting a letter to lawmakers now. We gotta get ahead of this. I’ll be damned if these people keep up their reign of terror on us regular folk.
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Big Pig Aidsap
Big Pig Aidsap@aidsapev·
If a man with no arms or legs can not only play professional cornhole but also kill someone with a gun then Arkansas can beat Arizona on Thursday night. Impossible is nothing.
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slothy@slothy_420·
gun to your head name a fish
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4̶real༒
4̶real༒@OGsDontFold·
what the fuck is loitering? you're telling me i can't just stand here for a second??
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LowerBackPain AkA Mister
LowerBackPain AkA Mister@LowerBackPain04·
Someone should create a blind superhero that gets around by sonar he uses to "see", and he only works at night, and he would be called "Batman"! And I had another idea for a guy who uses all kinds of gadgets to jump off buildings and swing through the city, being a total daredev
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