Lyndon Newton-Leeming

@NairoInGreen We're getting tdf wout back! It's magical 🥹

Anyways, comfortably the best Wout has looked since 2023

@brfootball Hes popping out the Guti assists now. Just give him that balon d'or already 🤌🏼

That Bruno Fernandes back heel to set up Francisco Trincão 😮‍💨

@StokeyyG2 17 seconds in, fella is gobsmacked 😂

Dan James, that is RIDICULOUS…👏

@_Riddock_ Hope you're comfortable and have provisions

I dare Bruno Fernandes to drop a stinker

@volcaholic1 -10 points for not calling him kant

"Fuel wars" coming to a petrol station near you soon. 📍 Australia

@Jbn3ex Now try to imagine you're not American and other countries exist where they had lsd and even a few fields back in 67

>age 20 in 1967 I think youre forgetting about something here

@CryptoCommandoM @GriftReport Even in the fog of war a tank is visible

@GriftReport Hmm Asthma? I bet she can park far from Greggs and the local Fish & Chip shop no bother.

Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂

@GriftReport Too much asthma to walk her arse a few steps but not enough asthma to run her big mouth like that. Well done to the girl for standing her ground. Stuff them lazy arses 😂

@ColeFusionHQ Fella at my place was called yard an half cause of his massive big stride length

British nicknames are an unregulated industry. a 5'6 tradesman called Anthony is professionally known as Shetland Tony. a man who lost an eye is called Keth. a quiet man wore a yellow jumper once and became Mumblebee. what's the best nickname you've ever heard

@paraculopacific @Tratnikstan He know that route like back of his hand + pog has plenty of crashes on descents. Watch pidcock tuna descent with safabrian on YT and tell me he just has good pr

@Tratnikstan Kill be but Pog himself is a better descender than Pidcock imho

CX riders' PR needs to be studied, don't remember any crazy descending perfomances from Wout or MvdP

Iran came all the way to the UK to burn 4 empty ambulances in a pointless attack that could be used as propaganda by Israel. They think you are stupid enough to believe that.

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like five years.

@Tracking_Power This fucking hypocrite screams in that man's ear then moments later cries that he feels threatened by the reporters presence

This is what Jewish Supremacism looks like. Al Jazeera journalist being intimidated by a Jewish supremacist in Golders Green today. He is shouting 'Al Jazeera off our streets' in the ear of the journalist. Occupying Palestine. Occupying London. #EndJewishSupremacism Link in replies

@doctor_rahmeh I feel threatened by the news reporter being here after I've just shouted in his face is new way to twist it up. The absolute pussy of a man 😂

A group of jews confronted the Aljazeera crew in Golders Green. Called them monkeys and dogs. Then told police they felt unsafe and alleged the news would go to 'terrorists'. The officer's reply: 'I understand' Not the West Bank. This is Britain.

@LDSLaw What music shall we dance to?

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@cagiago_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The most embarrassing tonight isn’t even us losing 2-0, it’s United fans who are City’s biggest local rivals celebrating as if they’ve won the Carabao Cup too, what a sad sad institution and mentally disturbed fans

@The_Third_Kit @05ryan_ Uses lurpak for moisturiser

@05ryan_ Fucking hell lad, been washing your face with chip oil?!

Next stop - Liverpool 📍 Tomorrow we go again this time in my own city 😏 Let’s show them unwashed minty anti facist without a pot to piss in Liverpool is a White City white & proud we do not condone multicultural here in Merseyside Power to the white man !!!

@faustocoppi60 40w extra in a year on top of his 10% increase in level from the year before. Nothing to see here guys, just good training and natural progression 😃

⏱️ Today's climbing times in Milano-Sanremo. It's confirmed, Tadej Pogacar set a NEW CLIMBING RECORD on Cipressa: 8 min 47 sec, almost 39 km/h! He was 8 sec faster than last year despite chasing, no ideal leadout and wind. 40 watts extra, baby! 🤪 Poggio was also very fast, 3rd fastest ever ascent. Now imagine if they had a tailwind LOL... #MilanoSanremo climbing-records.com/2026/03/tadej-…

@mou55981652 Beat tom pidcock by a gnats dick. Your boy is washed unfortunately

I haven't cried in years and now I'm in tears. I hope he's not seriously injured and that he'll be ready for Flanders because this year I want all five in one year.