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@MandaDealwithme

Arrest me and never let me out. Cracker's bird account on repeat. I love coffee. This is my journal, enjoy you fuckers.

Wherecoffeewasborn เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2026
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
I am not that deep, more like floating face down deep.
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
I love myself a bald man.
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
If you saw me in real life, would you say hi?
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
I wish I wasn't so shy in real life.
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
@VerbalKintko I may be a little stabby🔪🔪 today. I need coffee number 3.
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
Everyone can calm down now. I have my coffee.
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Rusty@Rustygunt·
One of the first & one of the last pictures of my Buddy, my shadow & my best friend of 13 years, tomorrow we take the long & final walk together 🐾💔😥😔
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
To stop my 3yo going into my bag. I have told her there are angry spiders in there.
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
Are school Daddy's up for grabs? Or is that too close to home?
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Why don’t we pronounce the “meow” in homeowner?
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
I disassociated, what's your excuse?
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PandaPants@MandaDealwithme·
If I don't want to suck your dick, I don't want it.
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
Guess I gotta tweet my way back into the algorithm...
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