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@PrairieVeteran If someone else earned it, damn skippy a Fiberal will steal it.
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@JamesBurgessMBA @JohnTaySC42390 @TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx Neither can I, but I worked in places like that, so I could fake it, and suffer the credit card debt later.
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🚨New: Ruth's Chris Steak House has a new dress code “business casual” for customers to wear proper attire with diners who don't comply being relegated to the bar.
“Kindly remove all hats when entering the restaurant. Guests wearing ball caps are asked to dine in the bar/lounge."
“The following attire is not permitted in our dining rooms: Gym wear, pool attire, tank tops, clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.”
How do you feel about this?

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@TheCalvinCooli1 @aidannonx I’ll never eat there unless it’s a free gift
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@TheCalvinCooli1 Honestly? My daily wear would pass inspection, but I would still feel under dressed.
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@FancyPengling @MarieleRedclaw And he never had to tell anyone he was Batman. He just had to show up.
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@MarieleRedclaw Can I pick happy, wholesome superheroes? I know Adam West is dead, but his version of Batman is where it's at. The only superhero who's also a duly sworn, deputized officer. He also dances and competes in surf competitions.
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@ax_of_ganto @SecondSonsCA Fine Motor Therapy<Soldering Iron.
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The crazy thing is that it isn't part of the school curriculum.
Vinnie Sullivan@VinnieSull1van
Today, it's crazy to think that boxing used to be in the school curriculum. London, 1930s ⏳️
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@SecondSonsCA It is at Home School.
I am using the Pennyworth Model, of course.
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@memeslich The novels? Yeah, some worthwhile stories there. Even if you entirely exclude a certain Dark Elf Ranger.
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@memeslich I had one as a kid, I dont remember it looking quite like this though.
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@xbradtc ...volunteered for three, they sent me elsewhere to sit with my thumb in my ass. I'm a disgrace.

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@Tekeee Yeast, copper line, corn. Though from a grim perspective, you get more bang from dates, and people will drink anything to keep the creeping horrors away.
Also learn to make soap. Good turn around on soap, barter wise.
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@SophiaNarwitz Every time this topic comes up, I am reminded that I still need answers about the cats in Fallout 4.
It is deeply frustrating.
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You can pet cats and dogs in nearly every single game now. Unless I can pick it up and yeet it off a cliff for the lols, I don't care.
NikTek@NikTek
Oh my god you can grab and pet cats including this chonky boy in Crimson Desert. Instant GOTY contender for me!
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@scs_real These are more like muffin tops than cookies. I am super proud of them. Wifey even bragged on them.
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@MansplainStuff I've done some pretty sketchy shit for chocolate chip cookies.
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I own three motorcycles and this is why I don't ride them anymore. I honestly feel safer in the plane.
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365
WTF 😳
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@scs_real What the hell is wrong with tuna salad? I've eaten it at every economic stage of my life. Hell, I might make some for lunch today.
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@IanRunkle @LawScribes CBSA chose my paintball parts for a "random" inspection this week.
Do I actually need to make a sarcastically detailed explanation of what the parts are and what they are for?
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@LawScribes ...they really need to find a new stock image. That one has been used so often the tread is worn off.
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Supreme Court of Canada to hear challenge of federal govt #firearms ban that encompasses over 2,500 varieties of 'assault-style' firearms. [Challenged based on cabinet authority to enact regulations not Charter Rights]. #scc globalnews.ca/news/11737770/…
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@Kokujinkisama @RaymundoTheIII The Boy is Gen Alpha. He has zero chill about Zoomers.
See a bunch of us Gen-X got shut out of our kids' lives but in the end turned out to be the only family member the grandchild can count on.
They are being raised right.
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@RaymundoTheIII Zoomers are fucking hilarious. It’s hard not to have a soft spot for them niggas
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I have a love hate relationship with this fag.
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ
Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳
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@Kokujinkisama The people with the camera were paying for homeless, so they are homeless.
Hustle.
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The fuck is this framing? That is a homeless pimp and his equally homeless and far less conscious hoe. He even has a cane and raps.
ariooom@suksesberatttt
Homeless Man Offers His Gf For Dates Sad Circumstance Here In Kensington Philadelphia. Homeless Man Later Spits A Rap After Helping Gf Up
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