MapleMAGA 🇨🇦🇺🇸

RIP. He probably gave Death a Near Chuck Experience.

How do we free ourselves from this cycle?

@AutismCapital If you want one to slow down, join the Army. Every day a lifetime.

Life pro tip. Not enough people talk about this. The secret to having a "fulfilling" life is doing new things. Radically doing new things. Consistently. Every day. New activities, people, goals, even something as simple as trying new foods. Life feels longer when you're a kid because every day is packed with almost infinite amount of new learning. As you get older, you've already acclimated to your environment, the new inputs stop, so your perception of time speeds up drastically. You fall into routine, which is a time accelerant. If you want to feel like you have a long infinite lifespan, like you did as a child, you MUST be having new experiences, which slows time down.

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

Okay the fanfiction is going crazy. We're shipping Trump and Takaichi. Trumpichi. 💕🌸

@KirkLubimov More like, steal government grants.

On the Joe Rogan Podcast, Pierre Poilievre says we should think more like First Nations: "The First Nations in our country are incredibly forward looking...we need to think like they are thinking which is entrepreneurial, speed of business, get it done quickly." 🤔

@DavidColetto That’s literally how Pierre talks everywhere.

My wife just made a really interesting point about Canadian politicians doing interviews on American platforms, whether Trudeau, Carney or Poilievre: “Why can’t they speak like humans when they talk to us here?”

@FarhanKhanCA Too bad.

i've never watched Rogan in my life, not about to start now

@greg_scott84 It’s highly possible. He’s a much better spokesperson for Canada, however.

If Poilievre had anything important to say, he would have said it already and wouldn't need to go on Rogan's show to say it. He's an absolute fraud and a willing servant of the global cartel and not Canadian taxpayers.

@colewhogan Would be a four hour episode with all the “ummms”.

Look, Liberals will put Carney on Joe Rogan’s podcast if they can. There’s no way they don’t covet an audience that size. In fact, Carney should do it. Why not?

@VladTheInflator No one is going to do anything about it.

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JOE ROGAN: “If I was a Canadian, I would vote for you. 100%” 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

@Osint613 How? lol

JUST IN 🔴 Canada says it is ready to help ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz.

@elonmusk @HarmlessYardDog Don’t worry, I’m told robots will do everything soon.

@HarmlessYardDog We got lazy

Which one of you bozos thought it was a good idea to build the entire world economy off just in time supply chains from the most unstable regions on the planet?

May this never end. Are you not entertained?

@unusual_whales 😂

Denmark was reportedly preparing for full-scale war with the US over Greenland in January, with military support from France, Germany, and Nordic nations, per DR

@Riley_Gaines_ How does anyone vote for this ???? Oh wait…. The illegals and dead people vote for it.

How in the world do these people keep getting elected?

@adamcarolla @BlackTomThePyr8 We refused. And everywhere we went nurses were pushing it. Some People should be in a lot of trouble for this.

I told all of you not to get your kids vaccinated but you were too scared and too dumb to ask questions. Nice job sheep

@Arkypatriot @kate_p45 Awww

This is so adorable. I thought the Japanese Prime Minister would bow. Instead she ran for a hug from the president,

@GuntherEagleman That’s not like Chuck. Maybe the medical emergency is having the medical emergency?

🚨 BREAKING: CHUCK NORRIS HOSPITALIZED AFTER MEDICAL EMERGENCY IN HAWAII! The legendary action star and martial arts icon has been rushed to the hospital on the island of Kauai following a sudden medical issue in the last 24 hours. Pray for Chuck!