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@ArielDumas The term, "Shot himself in the foot," originally meant you did something bad to yourself to avoid something worse (e.g., dangerous military service). Everyone misuses it, so it now just means you did something dumb.

@JeffPassan There no way that 431-ft estimate is accurate or maybe even close. The sign on the center field wall says 403 ft. Even if the pitch was hit to the right of there, where the wall angles inward a bit, are we really saying that ball only went 30-or-so ft past the wall?

My goodness, Munetaka Murakami.

@fistmasters_ fox5atlanta.com/news/man-kille…

This Would Have Ended Much Differently If He Just Took The L 🤦🏽‍♂️

@MarkBehar Geek

STAT NUKE: The last 90 World Series winners got swept In the regular season once by another professional baseball team #Oh #WikiNotes #HappyAnniversary #GetWellSoon

@Auntyadaa Never noticed before: he scratched at the 2:05 mark. He actually *lost* to Uncle Phil before he got hustled. 😆

Everyone needs an uncle Phil in their lives

@GaryKleinm20012 @just_whatever @sarcasm

@just_whatever @sarcasm It's Passover. Jews don't eat bread on Passover.

Breaking: reports of mass bread shortages across Israel Bread shelves are all empty. That’s a very significant development I will dig deeper into that matter and will let you know what happened. Stay tuned

@20committee John, what book about the origins of WWI do you recommend?

No, really, it's not.

@and20_andy @Damon98_ FYI, Snell’s likely on the IL until late May.

@Damon98_ Then we gotta face Ohtani, Yamamoto and Snell immediately after that

Next 7 probable starters the Blue Jays are scheduled to face: Today: Luis Morales MON: Tomoyuki Sugano TUE: Ryan Feltner WED: Kyle Freeland THU: Sean Burke SAT: Anthony Kay SUN: Davis Martin

@atime4truth @DavidMKeyes @BitPaine

@DavidMKeyes @BitPaine More extreme than hitler?

Hitler died on April 30, 1945. Everyone knows what happened next. A new Hitler replaced him who was far more extreme. War solves nothing (except fascism and slavery). Read history!

@coookwithchris Love this recommendation. I see Sprouts carries them.

These tots are🔥🔥🔥

@insights198 @pazarts97 @shevereshtus No, the same theory exists about Ataturk as well, with a grandfather coming from Salonica.

@pazarts97 @shevereshtus some were. Not Ataturk though

Did… did he read Candace saying Ashkenazi Jews are really Turks pretending to be Jews, and he immediately came to the conclusion that therefore the Armenian genocide must have been perpetrated by Turks pretending to be Ashkenazi Jews pretending to be Turks?

@RobWong34 You’re the man, Rob. Before long, I will start to target more of the 1980s Leaf and O-Pee-Chee baseball cards—and even the stickers, like this Topps version. The PSA 10s of the cards made in Canada are so pricey, but they remind me of my childhood and that’s what it’s all about.

@MarkBehar Well you posted today so you get a follow!

Blue Jays Card of the Day 63/365: 1997 Finest Roger Clemens Refractor (📸 PSA) Roger Clemens has some pretty sweet playing days cards as a member of the Jays like this 1997 Finest refractor. 90s chrome cards so great. Just wish they didn’t “Hulk” out as much as they do.

@RobWong34 Mostly Blue Jays, Diamond Kings, and Rickey Henderson cards from the 1980s. Always PSA 10s. I keep procrastinating regarding my plan to post stuff on Twitter. I want to make it a regular thing. Give me a follow and one day I’ll actually follow through. 😅

@MarkBehar No. I’ve just been showcasing Jays cards that stand out to me. If they’re in my PC, I will make note of it. What do you collect?

@Josh_theJaysFan Mark’s a great writer. He wrote for The Gazette when I went to Western.

Mark P gets it

@NotTheKissSong @ShinyMcShine_ @HankAzaria Happy to. open.spotify.com/episode/5setEF…

@MarkBehar @ShinyMcShine_ @HankAzaria No. I'll have to check that out. Thanks.

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

@NotTheKissSong @ShinyMcShine_ Did you watch @HankAzaria’s recent interview with Neal Brennan? Highly recommend it. He completely forgot about this line (Disco Stu’s entrance into the Simpsons world) and when Brennan prompted Hank to say it, he kept saying, “Disco Stu don’t advertise.”

@ShinyMcShine_ This is honestly my favorite episode and not for the reason you would think. I like it because "Disco Stu doesn't advertise."

@Mr_Sandlot @sam_bishop57 Sweeeeet. Just got this in the mail and opened it now.

Friday Night Vibes

@Josh_theJaysFan Come to spring training for more of that.

it’s one degree above freezing with no breeze and I’m sitting in a sun beam on my front porch with my eyes closed and it’s like someone injected dopamine directly into my carotid artery

@DubMentality As a Jays fan? Mandatory.

Who else was a fan of Devo?