Mark Uterus
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Mark Uterus
@MarkUterus
Had a blast parodying Democratic Senator Mark Udall during #Election2014.
Colorado เข้าร่วม Ekim 2014
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The right decision even if it did take way too long to make. wsj.com/articles/otc-b…
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Anyone want to start a fight with me to boost engagement? LET'S GOOOOOOO! 💰
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@okmaher @taylorvizionn Maher, you just don't get it. The folks at RMGO are fighters! Here in Colorado, they've nut-punched more viable GOP candidates, and secured more Democratic victories, than I could have ever hoped to.
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@taylorvizionn It cute because I am a very outspoken #2A advocate. There are TONS of articles about RMGOs swath of electoral damage. I've spent 20 years of my life advocating for #2A issues, and watched them fundraise off making the environment worse for gun owners like me.
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So the state GOP is just forwarding RMGOs stuff now?
When people tell you who they are, believe them.
#copolitics
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@okmaher If I were still your senator, Colorado children would be wearing mittens, not gloves.
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I, too, enjoy spending an extra 20 minutes ensuring each finger of a three year old is in the correct slot of his gloves because no two fingers can be together, only to be told that now his “hands are too hot” and watch him pull them back off.
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Mark Uterus รีทวีตแล้ว
I became a Republican because I love economics and believe that a free market and a restrained government make for a wealthy society. I didn't become a Republican because I hate Democrats. coloradopolitics.com/opinion/podium… #copolitics
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My friend @okmaher on an “extinction level” political event in CO, running on governing/ideas vs just talking junk about candidates, and what the aftermath looks like. We were just remembering the other day, the Tancredo run for Gov in ‘10. Hm. 🧐
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This kid has a future.
David Hogg 🟧@davidhogg111
Uteruses should not be more regulated than guns.
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Oh God, here we again... @JohnDalyBooks is back with another installment of his toxically masculine jerk-face character, Sean Coleman. (This book should probably be burned or something).
John A. Daly@JohnDalyBooks
It's release day for my #thriller novel, RESTITUTION! amzn.to/3HzvlTT @IPGbooknews @BestThrillBooks #soundon
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@okmaher Assuming AMA stands for American Music Awards, do you agree that male singers shouldn't receive any from here on out, and that past winners should have theirs stripped and given to female singers (perhaps accompanied with a letter of apology)?
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And raise you hand if you also had a red lip kinda day 💋
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Singing along to @taylorswift13’s All Too Well and then I accidentally morphed in to Champagne Problems and this needs to be the next real mix please — #RedTaylorsVersion
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Youngkin’s win reminds me of Cory Gardner’s Senate victory in 2014. Blue-trending state, GOP-tilted cycle, one-note/hapless opponent, near-flawless campaign…and a tight margin. Sometimes it takes a lot of stars aligning to produce certain outcomes in tough political terrain.
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And I will co-sign this copy upon request. You're welcome, women of Colorado.
John A. Daly@JohnDalyBooks
Make sure you're subscribed to my newsletter. Each month, from now until the release of "Restitution," I'll be giving away a prize to a random winner. October's prize: a signed, personalized copy of my award-winning novel, BROKEN SLATE! Subscribe to enter: johndalybooks.substack.com
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Attention citizens of #Colorado: Please subscribe to radical misogynist @okmaher's substack. Happy now, Maher?
Kelly Maher@okmaher
Uhhhhh if anyone has figured out how to self-promote without feeling like an awkward narcissist please teach me your secrets. Also, subscribe to my Substack! realbestlife.substack.com/p/on-tasting-t…
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