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@MikeIsaac Now he’s monitoring the state fair?!

promoter said to blame it on the rain

Children need protein to grow. That’s why. They can choose being vegan when they get older.

Brett Favre should be in prison for stealing welfare money from people in Mississippi

@Newsweek I shall wait for the actual fight night to see if it matriculates.

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@MikeIsaac Every woman should be concerned by the lack of regulation.

pope already winning over catholic dads…

@ProBoxingFans If he got the open, probably.

🗣️ "𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧'𝗦 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗨𝗦𝗬𝗞 𝗢𝗨𝗧" 💣 Would he? 🤔 #UsykRico

@Home_of_Fight @RicoVerhoeven Better with butter..

😂🍫 Rico Verhoeven destroys a Nutella sandwich after his fight with Oleksandr Usyk. I've never seen a happier man. 🎥 @RicoVerhoeven

@InTheRingWithC1 The tradecraft is just amazing.

@MarleyHalston 🤯

The tradecraft! The fucking tradecraft is just chefs kiss.

@dqveed She lost weight!

I really need the girls to stop touching their cheeks man. They're all turning into handsome Squidward.

It's not "had sex with" It's rape.

@soupcanarchist You do not bother a calm child.

Ok first time mom question: When my baby wakes up. She just lays there quitely cooing and playing with her own hands. I've started just letting her chill in there on her own until she cries out for me. But today its been like 20 minutes. Do I just... let her be? (I can see and hear her on the monitor obviously)

@LawyerCat_ I am sure her nanny was with them.

I fail to see the problem here

@MikeIsaac After he ate his child size soft serve cone.

"i highly recommend the Blizzard" is such a funny thing for a lifelong Texan to say

I die laughing!

@MikeIsaac -*smug* and yet you never visit us!

they hate us cuz they aintus

@goat_path So nothing remotely imaginative.

@MarleyHalston It’s mostly homophobic.

He was deployed in the infantry!? Oh my stars!!

All of them.

@idkwahatimdoing Nope.

maybe im stupid but isnt all chocolate vegan?