Jedi Master F’izz

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Jedi Master F’izz

@MisterFizz

Mister Fizz is a superhero living in the Pacific Northwest. He carbonates reprobates for justice. Or just ice. For his soda. The source of his power!

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2011

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·6h

@PiralisArt @esjesjesj Only the ones not serving the only people left with any money. Sure, supermarkets stop working, they can’t make money selling to people with no money. Sucks for us, but rich people have money. They’ll still be getting food. There’s a reason shoe companies are pivoting to AI.

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Piralis@PiralisArt·7h

@MisterFizz @esjesjesj Under normal circumstances, yes. And the ultra-wealthy will always be somewhat insulated. But as millions lose their jobs to AI, without their income being replaced somehow, they're gonna stop buying things. If most of the country stops buying things, corporations drop.

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·7h

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·7h

@EclipseNine @esjesjesj UBI isn’t socialism. Elon Musk will still own the means of production.

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Darth Jabronius@EclipseNine·7h

@esjesjesj Huh? I know Elon is an idiot, but even a broken clock etc etc. Socialism is the only way to deal with the economic devastation automation creates as we enter a post-scarcity society.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·7h

@PiralisArt @esjesjesj The economy only fails for the people at the bottom.

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Piralis@PiralisArt·7h

@esjesjesj The capitalist economy will fail if there is massive job loss without a UBI or greater. For all his ignorance and arrogance, this is one of the things Musk actually understands. Socialism is a far better answer, but he's not gonna push that for many reasons...

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·9h

@skyrat2099 @esjesjesj Child abuse is when dad 🤔

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skyrat@skyrat2099·9h

@esjesjesj You are delusional and you’re standing up for child abuse. How fucking sick do you have to be to protect this?

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·12h

The baby does not say that and furthermore would not exist if not for its dads. The baby does not understand English. This is just pure homophobia

Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews

Two gay men in Nashville are sparking nationwide outrage after recording a video of themselves mocking the baby they had via surrogacy as it cries for its mother for content. Man: “Who do you want, Dada or Pop?” Baby: “Mama” Man: “No, there is no mama.” Baby: cries

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·10h

@AlaskaForSale @esjesjesj Wow 55k billionaires left NY huh

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Hickel@AlaskaForSale·11h

@esjesjesj ......

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·12h

Everyone’s saying “all the rich people will move to Florida.” If Florida is cheaper why don’t they live there already

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·10h

@esjesjesj Because rich people don’t care to live where things are cheaper. They’re rich, why would they care about that?

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·19h

@ChiefsRoyals9 @mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok That’s great, it’d be cool if you and Elon Musk’s AI could come up with some better evidence than “he helped an ice skating rink and changed the names of hotels”

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ChiefsRoyals9@ChiefsRoyals9·20h

@MisterFizz @mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok Trump, and Rudy Giuliani, and several others are the biggest reason why New York made a recovery

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·1d

Trump did not fucking revitalize NYC lmao nobody has said that not even him

Tim Pool@Timcast

Zohran nails it Doing the exact opposite of what Trump did in the 80s to revitalize NYC Tax luxury properties so the investment is worth less than other major cities, watch wealthy invest elsewhere, lose money, lose public services amazing

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·20h

@ChiefsRoyals9 @mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok Fixing an ice skating rink didn’t save the city from the seventies. Especially because it didn’t happen until 87 It doesnt make any sense to compare this to Mamdani, who is the mayor. How is what Mamdani has done “the opposite” of Trump fixing an ice skating rink?

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ChiefsRoyals9@ChiefsRoyals9·20h

@MisterFizz @mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok He got involved in the mid 70s. New York City was at a low point in the mid 70s.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·20h

@ChiefsRoyals9 @mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok The rink was already basically done by the time he got involved, and fixing one ice skating rink and two hotels isn’t exactly “revitalizing New York City”

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ChiefsRoyals9@ChiefsRoyals9·1d

@mcflyordieson @esjesjesj @grok Which part of this is wrong?

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·20h

@CheimsRoma @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Idk man Andrew Callaghan charismamogged Clavicular like a week ago and that guy is some kind buck-toothed gremlin

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Roma CHEIMS@CheimsRoma·20h

@MisterFizz @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess I can aasure you if that guy had a recessed jaw, vitiligo, asymetric face and was balding, you wouldnt say he had more charisma even if he had the same smile and attitude

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selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ@inkblotPrincess·1d

The important thing to recognise here is that Clavicular has won. Whether you think he looks good or bad here, people are solely measuring in terms of which looks hotter. You are all playing the same game.

sтevan ⚕️🧼@ImStevan

you can tell that clavicular is trying so hard to be hot, whilst the interviewer is hot effortlessly, which makes the reporter even hotter

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·22h

@summershulkie It’s over

GIF

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inza 🍉🎩🪄@summershulkie·1d

so uh. how fucked is Marvel rn?

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·22h

@softmotherfuker @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Can’t tell if you’re referring to Clavicular or the Australian journo

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softmotherfucker@softmotherfuker·22h

@MisterFizz @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Literally no aura or charisma can be had by swarmy smug gay men

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·23h

@1geiHmhre8adhF @inkblotPrincess (For the record this is the aesthetic vibe traditionally associated with 60 minutes, they’re not exactly a genetically flawless bunch)

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·23h

@1geiHmhre8adhF @inkblotPrincess It definitely helps. It’s even more important that they have charisma and screen presence though; if the journo was on the verge of tears at mild condescension he would also not have gotten the job

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@sumguy265 @ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Sad and stunted life, to never have been changed by a friend, a story or piece of art, a romantic partner; by training and education Or simply by a choice to grow or change, to stop being one way and be better

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username 🔻@sumguy265·1d

@MisterFizz @ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess He's right, it's all genes in the end, your entire personality was set from birth, only trauma can alter it.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@1geiHmhre8adhF @inkblotPrincess How many journalists are you… aware of

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess A self-fulfill prophecy, I expect 🤷‍♀️

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Darkest Heart@ABorlandFan88·1d

@MisterFizz @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess "Practicing socializing" does not actually result in getting better at it.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Google search would help you on this one mate, you’re living in denial of simple facts

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Darkest Heart@ABorlandFan88·1d

@MisterFizz @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess No, it isn't and there isn't.

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@OFFICERAKSUTTP @ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess No need to refute, he’s not wrong about “hearism” it’s just very funny to put it in those terms He’s wrong that vocal skill is the only part of charisma that can be enhanced by practice and training, but we discussed that at length elsewhere

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OFFICER ABDUL KARIM SANCHEZ UTTP@OFFICERAKSUTTP·1d

@MisterFizz @ABorlandFan88 @drapestorm @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Notice how you didn't refute him

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Jedi Master F’izz@MisterFizz·1d

@drapestorm @ABorlandFan88 @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess Even a strategy that mostly works can fail in the long run, especially if you’re using drugs to make it work. This can mean strategy failure (iterate), or you haven’t met the right people - some people will simply be incompatible with you, and it takes effort to suss that out.

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Glass Pot@drapestorm·1d

@MisterFizz @ABorlandFan88 @mirthpilled @inkblotPrincess But the issue there is that, that's just not me. I'm not that calm suave smooth talker that has a funny comeback every time, i'm a statistic-obsessed analytical autist who likes talking about numbers. And playing a fake persona every time gets tiring, and the meds are wearing off

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@PiralisArt @esjesjesj @EclipseNine @skyrat2099 @AlaskaForSale @ChiefsRoyals9 @mcflyordieson @grok