LifeIsEasy

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LifeIsEasy

LifeIsEasy

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เข้าร่วม Eylül 2020
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LifeIsEasy
LifeIsEasy@MoarFunCoupons·
@endless_frank Me! Investment thesis: The market is the ultimate Rape Clown ™️. If everyone is expecting it to do one thing (based on logic) it will do the opposite to an extreme degree and duration, raping positions along the way. Hence, ber r fuk.
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LifeIsEasy@MoarFunCoupons·
@CaudilloNuclear If you want to make your man happy, think of what makes you happy…and then do the opposite. -Patrice O’Neal to women
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A lot of men are being taken to restaurants or parties today and they just want to be left alone to enjoy a video game or fish or something.
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Aruvin 💊
Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
I love it when guys assess my "flavor of the week" through "is she a trophy wife" lenses. Just goes to show how deeply embedded guys are in the Blue Pill Disney-ass "finding the one and living happily ever after" mindset. And how BADLY they need social validation from friends, family, acquaintances, and even strangers, both online and IRL. When my "flavor of the week" is hot, silence. When my "flavor of the week" is mid, ohhhh you'll never hear the end of it from these porn-brained gooners. Chillax, ya dickless losers. Acting like I'm going to marry these girls. I won't ever marry, unlike you; marriage is made for people like you, not for people like me. Hot or not, they're just the flavor of the week. I meet them, I fuck them, I have a blast, I move on. You guys are just so PARCHED that you can't even comprehend a reality where you're rotating a different new girl every week. Anyway online ratings are all stupid. The exact same girl: 1. If I'm fucking her, she's a 4. 2. If you're fucking her, ohhhh all of a sudden she's a 9. I still post the girls because I want guys to have a realistic idea of what having a vibrant sex life looks like for a regular guy. No, not all of them will be 8s and 9s. Are you fucking retarded? You don't even see that many 8s and 9s just walking around in public, why would anyone's lay list be full of them!? The truth is most guys are mids, and most guys fuck mids (even your favorite dating coaches you look up to), they just haven't ruined the fantasy by posting every single girl's face like me. I'm probably the realest guy on this app right now reporting the realest results. Everyone else is at best strategically withholding information and at worst just pure fudging. Why? Because that's their bread and butter. $$$$$, understand? $$$$$. AND they understand their clientele is EXTREMELY PORN-BRAINED, so they NEED to create this fantasy that every girl they bang is a 8 or 9... and these gullible porn-brained idiots fall for it. I'd be very impressed actually if these porn-brained guys can just bang 1 new mid per month. No wait, scratch that. Just bang 1 new mid. PERIOD. Without paying her or getting into a relationship with her. I'll give you 6 months to do it. Most of you won't try because you know you'll fail. Otherwise you would have done it, realized how hard it is, and then gained a newfound respect for guys who get pussy just by the steam of their looks and charisma. Now imagine what kind of system/game a guy needs to bang a new mid, week in and week out. Or even multiple new mids per week, as I did in my 20s. These guys won't do it, because they're FUCKING AFRAID to discover that even the mids would reject them! Anyway this "mid" discussion is incredibly meaningless. When I'm fucking her, she's mid. When you're fucking her, she's the hottest girl on the planet. I'm already working on the next girl, while you fucks are still creaming yourself over "your dream girl."
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𝕂𝕂@Try2StopME·
Men can find excitement anywhere. They stay where they find loyalty & peace.
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STUNNER@Cr7Godbrand·
Once you start living with a woman, the first things ALL OF them try to do are: 1. Take control of the home. They decide what decorations, furniture, paint colors, and overall style the house should have. 2. Isolate you from your family, especially your mother. Two people cannot both be in control, so she may see your mother as competition for influence and attention. 3. Control visitations. Her family often seems to have an unlimited pass and a permanent room, while your family needs an appointment and can only stay for a limited time before she starts making the environment uncomfortable. 4. Control your social life. She doesn’t want to share your attention with your friends, so she starts by complaining that you spend too much time with them. If that doesn’t work, she may single out a particular friend and insist she doesn’t like him and that you should stop hanging around him. 5. Control your finances. She may have no problem with you spending money on her parents, buying them gifts, or helping them financially, but draws the line when you do the same for your own family because you’re “supposed to be saving money.” These are the same people who claim men want to control women through submission in marriage. Sometimes what they accuse others of doing is exactly what they do themselves…they project their own behavior onto others.
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Modern men are funny. In your own house; the house that you spent millions to rent and even more to furnish, the squatter that you married will be making rules inside for you Gaddemit!

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LifeIsEasy@MoarFunCoupons·
@Ducnghia16 I was like this too until I went to a majority black (90%+) middle school. I became a 60 yr old Mississippi racist at the age of 13.
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LifeIsEasy@MoarFunCoupons·
@Semiogogue That’s a theme from a Tom Clancy (or some other famous action author) story in the 90’s. But don’t worry bro, nukes don’t exist they were always a psy op: @didgeridoo3:c/Nuclear-Hoax---Nukes-Do-Not-Exist-:0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">odysee.com/@didgeridoo3:c…
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Read The Signs
Read The Signs@Semiogogue·
A late friend of mine said he had no doubt that Israel long ago placed nukes in a few US cities. That way if they ever wanted to make a splash they just had to press a button. I asked how he knew this. He said, "I don't, but that's what I would've done if I were them." The idea that nukes could've been placed long ago before anyone was particularly concerned about it, or vigilant about it, is one I now can't stop thinking about.
Abier@abierkhatib

Americans need to begin delving into Hebrew language posts. They will be astonished, to say the least.

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Richkhid@Richkhid132·
What’s a sexual pleasure you didn’t know you liked until you experienced it????
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Aaron@Aaronalexdenr·
Baby Never Met Daddy But Still Recognised Him 🥹
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Rаріѕtніtӏеr420@HapistRitler·
India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint
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Laurentius@ItalianMp3·
"Women Don't Love Us Anymore" was a 1944 fascist anthem of the Italian Social Republic, written by Mario Castellacci. It celebrated militancy and mocked cowards, sung in call-and-response by male soldiers and female auxiliaries.
Laurentius@LaurentiusPiave

The Black Brigades (Italian: Brigate Nere) were a fascist paramilitary organization active during World War II in Italy, specifically under the Italian Social Republic (RSI) from 1943 to 1945.

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Aruvin 💊
Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
Things I've given up on advocating for because you guys will always fight me on it: 1. Stop doing public dates (including drinks/coffee), house dates only. 2. "Sex in 3 dates" is silly, it should be 0 dates or bust. 3. Stop looking for "the one" -- women should forever be bolt-on, bolt-off only. 4. Marriage is a terrible sexual strategy and a terrible financial decision, even if she's perfect and has genuine burning desire for you. 5. Vetting doesn't work for marriage. 6. Even virgins don't deserve marriage. 7. Prenups/trusts don't work. 8. Mate-guarding/Enforced monogamy doesn't work. 9. Even if it works, monogamy is stupid, even with a "high-value woman." 10. Hiring prostitutes is an L, just like marriage, but at least it's cheaper. 11. Yearning for children is a beta mating strategy. 12. Dating below your looksmatch for genuine desire is smart. 13. Swinging is a legitimate sexual strategy (if you disagree, go back to 2). 14. High-body count women are a lot of fun to be around, and so are single moms. 15. SMV is 80% looks. I guess you can even call these my Red Pill unpopular opinions. If you have none of your own, are you even proper Red Pilled? Or are you just regurgitating everything you read online like an unthinking automaton?
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Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
Imagine thinking that European food from ANY European country is better than American barbecue. THE EUROPEAN MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND. 🎖️🦅🇺🇸🦅🎖️
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@0xGeezer He shouldve just started another family.
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geezer@0xGeezer·
Shaquille O'Neal reveals he made a mistake, leading to a divorce and was lonely in his 76,000 square foot house. "Look, I was just being greedy. I had the perfect situation." "My wife was finer than a mug, kept giving me babies, still finer than a mug. I had it all, just sometimes you.. and I don't make excuses, I know I messed up and then you know when I didn't have that... I don't like to use the d word because I don't really know what it is but I was lost." "Seventy Six thousand square foot house by yourself. Lost." "No kids, you go to the gym, nobody's playing in the gym. You go to their room, nobody's there." "You start to feel it you know but I said to myself ok, you're not married but you still have to protect and provide for this family. Get your ass up, man up, let's go. What you gonna do next cause you know you may not be a husband, but I'm always be a father and the father's job is to protect, provide and love."
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Godzilla Trader 🦖
Godzilla Trader 🦖@David_Tracey·
Not jumping for joy on that close heading into next week. Just meh.
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
Goddamn it, Japan has capybara pudding. They jiggle. We've been oneshotted. It's incredible.
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LifeIsEasy@MoarFunCoupons·
@scitechgirl AI bullshit. If this was true planes and helicopters could never land.
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