Nicole Beckley

Instead of Rome can’t Emily Cooper move to NYC and live in that Only Murders building? (Would watch a season where they have to investigate which of her exes had it out for her.)

Not to brag, but I feel like I went pretty seamlessly from quarterlife crisis straight to midlife crisis

Maybe it’s my main character energy, but I’ve had a few dudes come into my life this year for just a three-episode arc

I know I’m getting older because I get a lot of texts from guys now in the morning - like, “you up?” They don’t want to hook up, they want to like, go running

Thanks @NatHrvatin @EmilyKling2 for the assists!

“We are probably soul mates.” Thanks, @SlackjawHumor for sharing this one! medium.com/slackjaw/lets-…

Very nice @janineannett

Web 1.0: Hot or Not Web 3.0: Bot or Not

@emenez2 @SlackjawHumor Nice!

Hi @SlackjawHumor community, I'm excited to be one of your new guest editors. Let's get writing!

After every dating app date you should be able to call two of that person’s friends and fact check them

Say what you will about Scam Likely, but at least they call.

Whenever someone ghosts or cancels before a date, I like to assume it’s because they actually have a huge zit and are too embarrassed to be seen in public

Are there any lit agents looking for something like “Barbie”? #amquerying

“I don’t want to be a bottleneck” — every bottleneck

@KateHerzlin @kerr_elson Congrats!

Thrilled to share my first ever New Yorker piece featuring my definitely not at all fraught relationship with wooden bowls!! Loved writing with @kerr_elson newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

Slow down, relax — got a new one via @SlackjawHumor medium.com/slackjaw/the-h…

@michcohn @PointsinCase Love this one!

zut alors! a new one for @PointsinCase !

@AmyCurrul @SlackjawHumor Thanks, Amy!

@MsColbie with another home run for @SlackjawHumor link.medium.com/kPYn0jBdBAb

Thanks to @nycwriters and @nat_trf for a great writers event! Loved being part of it with @akeemkduncan and @vanessawalters - amazing!

Tonight! Excited to be part of this @NYCWriters event!