Emily Kling

Shoutout to all the bridesmaids doing the real •best•friend• work 💕 (@mcsweeneys) mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-w…

@AmtrakNECAlerts I haven’t canceled yet because I do need the return leg. When I call, there’s a “line busy” signal. I went to Penn Station and there was a line wrapping around the entire station. Please advise RE next steps.

@AmtrakNECAlerts Hello, I’m trying to cancel my 8:05am NYC - Philly train but the app won’t let me. It’s forcing me to cancel my entire trip (ie, also the return leg, which I would like to keep). And it isn’t giving me the full refund option, but including a forfeiture for “late cancellation.”

ALERT UPDATE: Service remains temporarily suspended between New York (NYP) and Philadelphia (PHL) due to downed overhead wires. The estimated time for the tracks to be reopened is scheduled for 12 p.m. (EST). We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience.

These updates were the Bad Place (except for @kelleygreene perfectly and unknowingly commenting on her adjacent notifications) sooooo follow me on Bluesky 🦋 bsky.app/profile/emilyk…

- Sexy Commuter Who Sits with Legs Together on Public Transportation - Sexy Real Estate Agent Who Doesn't Assume the New Kitchen Is for the Woman of the House - Sexy Mechanic Who Charges All Customers Fair Pricing mcsweeneys.net/articles/sexy-…

"Sexy Sweatered Man Who Has Worked Through Issues in Therapy" mcsweeneys.net/articles/sexy-…

@15thcgossipgirl @PointsinCase Thank you, Mary!!! 🥰

I love all my children (read: pieces), but this is one of my personal favorites. Thank you, @PointsinCase! pointsincase.com/articles/faq-f…

Buzz buzz // it’s my first ever piece for @BuzzFeed about a topic that is so near and dear (read: hellish and cruel) to me 👙🩱👙🩱👙 buzzfeed.com/emilykling1/sw…

Love having a platform to speak my truth: fish are weird and the ocean is scary 😇

My first ever Buzzfeed piece is up!!! I’m sooooo excited to be part of the BF crew 😭😭😭 17 People Who Made Hilariously Awful Design Mistakes buzzfeed.com/kelley_greene/…

“Sunblock Bingo for Pasty People” Don’t forget to wear your sunblock this summer (and always) people!! Thanks @The_Belladonnas for letting me publish this one! thebelladonnacomedy.com/sunblock-bingo…

Nobody: My dad every time he helped me with homework:

Ursinus Magazine did a little feature on me. My colleagues say I'm famous now; prove them right ursinus.edu/live/news/8515…

"Believe it or not, the food tastes better when you’re camping too. That’s because when you’re in the wilderness, you’re starving, and your acute hunger improves the flavor profile of whatever dehydrated beans and tinned ravioli you’re having for dinner." mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre…

"Building shelter with the rest of the group is super fulfilling. It’s like one big group project where everyone is expected to have the skillset of a mechanical engineer and the dexterity of a Cirque du Soleil acrobat." mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre…

"You’re going to get the best night’s sleep of your life. The sharp sticks and rocks poking through the bottom of the tent will imprint into your already aching back like they're nature’s acupuncture." mcsweeneys.net/articles/youre…

Your Password Is Insecure: password Your Password Is Confident: Password.Period. (by Emily Bressler) pointsincase.com/lists/when-you…