Rachel Atkins

Same tbh twitter.com/marieclaireuk/…

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

This is far too accurate 😂 @padwallace DROP EVERYTHING

@totesISOTONERUK Sent an email on 21/12/20 about slippers that came apart after a few weeks and no response since...

@O2 have received an O2 Roaming text “Welcome to the UAE” despite not leaving the UK. Has my number been cloned? Tried to call the fraud team on 202 but after being directed through various options it went through to an EE voicemail 😬

Make flexible working work for everyone: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/all-… via @38_degrees

East Croydon > Upper Warlingham 10.10 - cancelled. East Croydon > Whyteleafe 10.24 sent down wrong tracks, had to wait on board at Sanderstead to go back to Purley via South Croydon, only to be told at Purley that it was going non-stop to Caterham...

@SouthernRailUK are a mess. I’m 7 months pregnant trying to get to a midwife appointment. After 1st cancellation, next train being sent down the wrong tracks and having to go back on itself, 2nd cancellation, I am now 1.5hrs into a journey that should take 10 mins. Disgrace.

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@isobel_oc 's cat is called Bertie. What I call him: Bert Ber Ber Bern Berbie Bernie Bernie Sanders Grabby Bernstein Bernabus Lord Bertimus Chicken Chicken Poo 😂

Loving @Fearnecotton Happy Place podcast, especially at the end of a busy bank holiday weekend. So insightful and reassuring, bringing me back to centre #happy #happyplace

Even Putin knows... 👀 #ENG #WorldCup

@lilyallen new album is

@henry_neville Having been shoved out of the way this morning, I wholeheartedly agree 😂

If you’re unsure whether or not you’re a wanker, take a look at where you stand when tube doors are about to open, it’s a decent indicator.

For #ValentinesDay, ditch the flowers and chocolates, for a different act of love: you could make a big difference just by sending a text to someone who might need it.

@thepunningman @padwallace

@GimmeJimmi My arm looks hench! 😂💪🏼

Wonderful evening at #ArchiesFootprintBall for @SayingGoodbyeUK - well done @msm4rsh , and thanks for being my date @GimmeJimmi 😘😂