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Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️

@Mullet_Simp

I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time.

Rent free in your head เข้าร่วม Ocak 2021
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She didn’t want me at my bulk. She doesn’t deserve me on the cut
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The main character syndrome I get from sitting next to a plane window in the rain is insane
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I just had the woman next to me on the plane cry because her fiancé left her a note in her purse. Lord, I want whatever kind of love this is.
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Peter was not remembered fondly. He sank, denied Christ before the rooster crowed, and lost a running race with John
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am i hallucinating or did twitter have stories at some point
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@Mullet_Simp @realBlakeBeye I say we get the lovely couple a cat as a wedding present. She'll love it. Better, he'll have to clean the litter box for 20 years.
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Gun Junky@gunjunky·
Take a look at this P90 drum mag😏
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How did I end up at a table with frat sweethearts for a college I don’t go to in a city I don’t live in?
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Drinking coffee out of a styrofoam cup makes me feel like I’m in Twister
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My life would be so much more easy IF WOMEN STOPPED LYING ABOUT ME. I didn’t date you. Get. Over. It. Thank you.
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Lainlain ✝️@3nDLEGEND·
I know this will come as a shocker to most, but I have decided to become a Calvinist. My conscience no longer allows me to remain outside of this truth.
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