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🚨🤯BREAKING: Crushers release statement regarding Bryson DeChambeau at the Masters “Dear fans, we regret to inform you that after extensive internal discussion, multiple emergency board meetings, and what can only be described as a highly emotional decision-making process, the Crushers have come to a shocking conclusion about the future direction of our team… we’re going to be fully locked in and extremely excited watching Bryson at the Masters. Happy April Fools.”

🚨Governor DeSantis says people are realizing how much Artificial Intelligence SUCKS and want nothing to do with it! “Artificial intelligence has become VERY unpopular. You remember like a year ago everyone said ‘oh you know AI it's we got to go all in you know we just need to do all this’. Now people are seeing some of the SLOP that's being created and they're like well wait a minute is that the world we want to live in? You’re saying that this is somehow good because it's going to take away people's jobs? Is that really good? You want to subsidize that? I don't think people want to subsidize it.”

A member of an offshoot of the Jewish Defense League — designated by the FBI as a "known violent extremist organization" — was allegedly building explosive devices to target the home of Nerdeen Kiswani in a chilling act of political violence. The defendant reportedly planned to flee to Israel following the attack. This comes amid an alarming rise in threats and violence across the country targeting Palestinian human rights advocates. I am thankful that the NYPD and FBI thwarted this plot, which could have endangered Nerdeen’s life and those of other New Yorkers. Let me be clear: We will not tolerate violent extremism in our city. No one should face violence for their political beliefs or their advocacy. I am relieved that Nerdeen is safe. Our city must meet hate with solidarity, and meet fear with an unshakable commitment to justice and to one another.