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@excel_ranger @MarketReferee @TennisonEddie Fuckin right

@MarketReferee @TennisonEddie We are calling all of their customers instead.

Bought a business in 2024. Largest customer decided to take all of their work in house.. painful revenue hit. In 2025 their internal company sh*t the bed, and they called us to work for them again. “Ok no problem” I said. Busted our as* to keep the account, I even made my dad drive from Kansas to Alabama on a Sunday night in a storm to pick up materials to keep timelines as agreed. Beginning of 2026, without notice or even a phone call, they take the work internally, and we have to call over to the customer like idiots “hey just checking in”, and we get the news we were fired and they are going back internally. Fast forward to today, customer has no stock on hand.. and they are blowing up everyone’s phones asking us to sell them our raw materials. Welp I can appreciate that you think I might not need these materials, but do you honestly expect me to sell to you after our recent history? Ha no. Good day.

@Worshipintruth1 @it_unprofession Jesus lady. Go outside. This hyperbole clearly "rubs of" your smooth brain. You are called a "Boomer" because thats the sound your mind makes when trying to navigate the internet. Its fucking satire, you thick retard

@it_unprofession Surely not true. It rubs of your car battery & energy w a switch to ON or OFF Take it to consumer affairs & have the car dealership pay for it

I tried to turn on my heated car seats this morning. A pop-up on the dashboard told me my free trial had expired. I'm freezing in my own driveway because I forgot to renew my seat subscription. When did this become normal? I own the car. The heating coils are physically inside the seat. But a server in California decided my lower back doesn't deserve warmth today. To fix it, I have to download an app, create an account, and pay eight dollars a month. I refused on principle. Instead, I drove to work shivering while sitting on a microwaved towel. My coworker asked why I smelled like damp cotton. I told him I was protesting the modern economy. Tomorrow I'm supposed to buy a smart toaster. I'm terrified it will hold my bagels hostage until I watch a thirty-second ad.

@Toooldforbirds @SarahisCensored They/them does it whenever they/them are told

@SarahisCensored Speak as someone who puts the fucking lotion in the fucking basket!!!!

Worcester city, the second largest city in Massachusetts, had the votes to become a “sanctuary city for trans community.” The testimony was GREAT. Watch it all. It’s worth your time for a great laugh. 🤡

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@JamesCappleman @LauraLynn209 Hey James quick question. Are you retarded?

@LauraLynn209 Every alderperson eventually realizes that critics come with the territory. Good for her for staying above the noise.

Alderman Maria Hadden speaks.

@JamieBonkiewicz Youre so fucking edgy. Like you see what the mainstream does and you just, like, do the opposite. So sick. So brave. I dont have emotions either, im cold af too lmao. So sick dude. People care about deaths and youre just like "nbd" Lmfao. Fucking rad brother 🤘

I feel the same heartbreak over Chuck Norris as I did over Charlie Kirk.

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@LucilleBurdge You kind of look like a hot Martin Scorcese with the first ones. Into it though

Glasses 1 or 2?

@Jay_FrickinLynn My Tuesday is not your costume

@HawkEmDownChris Mike Stanley

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

@Nedsfeed @AdamSchefter Ned doesn't miss

Oregon’s Kenyon Sadiq made history Friday, running a 4.39 second 40-yard dash, the fastest time for a tight end at the combine since at least 2003.

@ecomchigga No he didn't, and no you didnt

my uber driver had two phones on his dashboard one for navigation. one had stripe open. "you run a business?" "i sell a checklist." "a checklist?" "pre-flight checklist for people scared of flying. $34." pulled up his stripe at a red light. $8,400 last month. "how'd you come up with that?" "i'm in a facebook group for flight anxiety. 94,000 members. every day someone posts 'flying tomorrow i'm terrified what do i do' and the same people type the same answers over and over." "so you wrote down the answers?" "organized them. what to do 24 hours before. at the airport. during takeoff. during turbulence. stuff people been giving away for years." "people pay $34 for that?" "people pay $34 to not have a panic attack scrolling facebook threads at 3am the night before their flight. they want it clean and done in one place." "how do you sell it?" "tiktok. 1,100 followers. text on screen with a calm voiceover. one video hit 890K views. still sells 3-6 copies a day four months later." one video. still paying him while he drives strangers around. he'd been driving for 2 hours. made $41 from rides. made $136 from checklist sales in the same window. "why still drive?" "every third passenger asks about the second phone. that's free marketing." he was using uber as a lead gen channel. meanwhile you're spending 6 months filming a $197 course with ring lights and a script you rehearsed 14 times. this guy typed a google doc on his lunch break and it outearns his job. 94,000 people answering the same question every day for free. he's the only one who charged for it. the information has always been free. the person who organizes it gets paid.

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Are you really okay with Masked ICE agents waiting outside of courts to grab illegal aliens? 🤔

@smalls2672 Oh no, dont go you fucking muppet

Anyone who has traveled to Europe knows this. I was blown away at the difference and my wife and I are currently working on our paper work to get to Italy. America has no culture. It does not give a fuck about you. Quality life is shit unless you are in the well connected. Conservatives are extremely ignorant miserable cunts sucking off billionaires who have absolutely destroyed this country because misery loves company.

@rosiebellmoo You shouldn't have any babies until you learn how to read and spell

I was convinced I knew how babys were made and that my parents were trying to hide it from me when I was in elementary school...so i walked up very matter-of-factly to my mom and said the jig was up and I already knew about these things . Apparently I thought guys stuck there 🍆 in the belly button. 👍 And I remember my mom laughing so incredibly hard she needed to grab her inhaler 😭

@ItsRobbAllen No he didnt

I had a friend for whom nothing was too hot. One time we were at a restaurant and the waitress asked how hot he wanted his order. He leaned over and said "tell the cook I said he's a coward." It came out bright red and oily. It was so hot it was burning my eyes from across the table. He barely broke a sweat.

@CourtneyMeehan3 You retarded?

I'm from Massachusetts. We never stopped using the word. 🤣

@TheBlackChannel Are you retarded?

🚫 We DON'T miss your career of white supremacist attacks celebrating killing Black children. No. We don't miss that. We don't miss your race hustling. We don't miss your corporate colonialism and lack of humanity. We DON'T miss it one bit. It was a BLIGHT on humanity.

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@Derahmemes Spelling "lose" wrong