Nick S.ᵀᴹ🪫| aka MouSe

@sadnuggietweets When more of these plushies?

How was everyone else's Monday cause...#yikes #Mondaymood #dinosaur #extinction

New insult unlocked: “Same qualities as a lava lamp. Not too bright, but fun to watch and pass time.”

Promote more male gay weddings. After being part of one, it’s soooooooo much easier than traditional or female gay weddings 🤣

Countries:-threaten US military and population centers- US:-places more troops- “meh” Countries:-threaten coffee imports to US- US:-Goes to FPCON DELTA & activates nukes- “WE STARTED A WAR OVER TEA AND WE DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT SHIT, DON’T FUCK WITH THE COFFEE!”

Do something with your life. Fart in a piano.

“You ever realize that a house is just a museum for one family!?” Thanks @DanLamothe

Are you really a gamer if you don’t put RGB lights on your house?

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My (38M) therapist taught me a coping mechanism for my feelings that my son’s (6M) counselor is teaching him. Tell me again that AuDHD isn’t a massive developmental disorder when an adult is learning the same things as a 6yo for the same reason.

No Diggity - Gonna Bag It Up Halloween Ghost Shirt - Retro Spooky Fun! etsy.me/3XXaljo via @Etsy

Hey uh @ATT you should make it so when you ask for ID to be uploaded for orders that being able to upload images from a desktop PC an option. Just because my desktop doesn't have a camera doesn't mean I can't provide an upload of the required docs.

@d0rkph0enix @gabsmashh Place is quite literally just down the road from me, and I’m sure I could sch a VA appt to have an alibi…erm…good reason to drive that far on a weekday.

@gabsmashh I swear to Christ I’ll shit in the service department’s mail slot

This is what happens when you know a talented, brilliant, honest mechanic who actually listens and doesn’t dismiss your hypothesis because you’re a woman. McLaren Atlanta, you’re a joke and I want my $1300 back for the diagnosis you didn’t do. CAR IS FIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

My wife is on track to be able to claim having TRIPLE knee replacements before being 40. Is that a record she can claim @GWR or nah?

A wise Florida Man once said, “Hurricane prep is just a good excuse to clean up your junk.” Thanks @huntthefrontjj for that!

@bootbakingosint Not even at all. She’s not a weeb, but she does love anime and Japanese anime music

My 11yo daughter is 5’3”

It’s why I made this last night x.com/netsecnick/sta…

If someone without kids asks a person with kids what to expect, here’s an answer for you. “Things that aren’t supposed to be sticky, will be sticky!”

Yea, this thing is PoE. The PoE: