Noosta ♬

#OctoPlusOne @OctopusEnergy I’d like to nominate my son to experience his first summer festival. Good luck Harv. Live love laugh. Love ya Dad.xx

@fesshole Paul Weller said it was a great night.

My bf said he wanted to eat various foods off my body and from inside me. It was hot and the sex was great. He's keen to do it again, but the sheets were a state and I'm still finding jam up my arsehole a week later, so I'm not sure it will be worth the effort.

@Ginofantastico @GordonRamsay @fredsirieix1 Mary Berry?

Breaking News… Unfortunately we will no longer be filming #GordonGinoandFred mainly because @GordonRamsay is too busy working on his hair highlights in USA. But don’t worry guys, @fredsirieix1 and I have a plan #JustinGinoandFred Coming soon… GDx

@fesshole Cha chin

I'm an actor and was once in an ad for Apple. They flew me international business class to LA and paid me $20K plus $20K for a confidentiality agreement. They used half a second of my chin in the ad.

Just a small freebee slot to help out,

@jimeoin Hi there, we came to see you in Redditch (our local theatre venue), there is a guy who puts on live comedians every month, but of course that has now been cancelled, but he has stated to go live on Facebook and YouTube. Would you be interested in a 10min slot, please?

@henningwehn Is that even a hashtag? Sounds kinda Italian not German

Camber Sands busier than at the height of summer. #spirotoftheblitz

@LiveShowsNearMe @jimeoin oh.... dont fancy coming to Redditch anymore?

ON SALE TOMORROW | #ICYMI | Comedian @Jimeoin has announced a series of new stand-up dates in October 2020 and more again in February 2021. Tickets - fave.co/2XjU8rd More - liveshowsnear.me

@formby_diane Thanks. Although the only input I had was the cash to pay for it. Would be nice to get it on the telebox mind.

@NoostaDirect That’s brilliant.

#extraslice wanted to show you my wife Helens birthday cake made by my sister in law Melissa. Helen likes Yorkie dogs, good job eh

@Woody1088 @jimeoin Saw him last night superb...

Can’t wait to see @jimeoin next week in Oxford! Front Row and ready for a comedy genius!

@jimeoin we’re at your show right now! It’s hilarious!!! Well done! Feel free to pick on Paul Anderson in the second row! Ps the wife tweeting this...with his approval. Kinda.

@jimeoin so far so good fella very funny.

@jimeoin Dunno but you should be in the ditch

Dressing room

@jimeoin Saw one today but to be fair was outside the venue your playing at tonight!

Someone saw this on London Underground. Always wanted to be on one of those ads. Let me know if you see one

@LeahPrudhomme @hotelsdotcom @4WeddingsOnHulu Ok so where you off to?

@hotelsdotcom @4WeddingsOnHulu Oh the places we could go!?✈️🗺🏨 how cool is this 👆👆going to explode with excitement! 😳🤯🤪🤩 🙏🙏 @hotelsdotcom @4WeddingsOnHulu #HotelsSponConVows 👉 “where you go, I will go, where you stay, I will stay...we will book it on @hotelsdotcom✅

We now pronounce you winners of #HotelsSponConVows! 💍 You may kiss the bride (and take your honeymoon, on us!) 💏🌴 @4WeddingsOnHulu

@LeahPrudhomme @hotelsdotcom @4WeddingsOnHulu Well done... so very well done. As for us we are taking two nights in wales. 😕

@hotelsdotcom @4WeddingsOnHulu Woohoo well done.... one of the first to upload and the winners. Congrats guys.

@cowcrazy25 @hotelsdotcom I don’t know, not heard anything 🙁

@NoostaDirect @hotelsdotcom Still nothing here........did anyone get notified?

#HotelsSponConVows @hotelsdotcom are you going to post when the winners are notified I know the rules say by October 1st just wondering how you are getting the winners email address

Obvious choice as there wasn’t many to choose from and if we all agree, How about giving us all $2000 #hotelssponconvows and spread the love. @CaptainObvious @hotelsdotcom