Normie Puppet

Road Pickles

@TSA make the shutdown permanente. End TSA.

Acting Administrator McNeill sets the record straight. If DHS is funded, TSA officers will be paid. It’s that simple. It’s time to end the Democrat DHS shutdown now!

@SenTedCruz "Rona, get Donny Deutsch on the line and have him hold my pay in that mutual fund we set up with interest for the next month or so... I'm going to send out a tweet"

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

@Grand_handsomer you should have listened to Bobby Heenan and you wouldn't have felt that way

I was a child, I wasn’t ready for it, I was too young to experience this level of betrayal

@HustleBitch_ if no one is there, just walk though. tha fuck .

🚨 HOUSTON AIRPORT COLLAPSES OVERNIGHT — TSA SHUT DOWN, PASSENGERS LEFT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR UNTIL 3:30AM This is inside IAH (George Bush Intercontinental Airport) at 3–4AM. TSA wasn’t slow… it wasn’t backed up… it was shut down. • Lines stretched from the basement through the terminal • Zero movement for hours • People missing flights before security even opened • Entire sections of IAH turned into a makeshift sleeping area Look at the floor. Suitcases everywhere. People using backpacks as pillows. Dozens laid out across the terminal just waiting for TSA to come back. Hours go by… Then at 3:30AM, security finally reopens. By then, people had already spent the entire night stranded inside the airport. If this is normal now… what’s next?

@wessex_girlie @theymademeleave exclusively

Do you guys fw girls who are still a little bit afraid of the dark even though they're 21

well its no Road Pickles, thats for sure

@annamlulis yes thats perfect! it will set precedent to allow the banning of religion so I am all for this!! Well said!

Ban pornography and OnlyFans. No one should open an app and see people having sex or objectifying themselves. Freedom of speech does not extend to sex work. Nobody wants to see it. Ban it.

@CoinFlowX @unusual_whales

@unusual_whales "We did not do the same" three times before the warning. Iran is building a moral case before crossing a line. When countries justify themselves this carefully before acting — they're about to act.

Iran: “You struck our hospitals, we did not do the same. You struck our emergency centers, we did not do the same. You struck our schools, we did not do the same. But if you strike electricity, we will strike electricity.”

@eh3ade I know I've said it before, but this time I really mean it, this is the hottest thing you've ever posted

gork make me eat the pizza

@VitalVegas @John_Mehaffey

@John_Mehaffey This reflects poorly on Las Vegas drivers.

I just saw one of the scariest things I've ever seen on the roads here. I was driving EB Summerlin Pky near the SB US 95 merge and a 4-5 foot mirror launched out of the back of a truck next to me, barely missing other cars before crashing into 1000s of shards across both lanes.

@TSAgov well at least make women take their shoes off again jeeeezzz

@NormiePuppet If by "data harvesting" you mean "OnlyFans," the answer is still no.

BREAKING: #TSA releases new "Relax Chamber" where passengers can strip down and get scanned to the soothing sounds of water while enjoying spritzes of what we think smells like fresh meadows or slightly mildewed laundry -- all while fulfilling their patriotic duties.

@FarmerH79709 @TheoVon @TSA your momma

@NormiePuppet @TheoVon @TSA What makes it propaganda other than you don’t like ICE or America???

Amen thank you to all the @TSA workers for their patience and commitment.

@Hula121 dang United still has comforts on domestic wide bodies? Delta doesnt even clean the seats and isles of all the crumbs and sticky mystery stains on the 767 and 350s from ATL to LAS & LAX, let alone have comfort

United, like other US-based airlines, will slather creature comforts on widebody long-haul services. But domestic narrowbody? Flights under 2 hours? United Express? It's a Flying Greyhound Bus. Lower your standards, embrace the suck.

@gibirishakshak @GeneralMcMaul @wrinklefreelee @somethings_awry this is the indian you guys are arguing with

@GeneralMcMaul @wrinklefreelee @somethings_awry "ooo you must contain so much repressed rage bcz you criticized smth oooo" are you people even real man?

Wow it looks disgusting! What a tastless combination, you must be a attention whore. Please disappear from my timeline :)

@glennbeck yes fund more govt because the govt are pinheads playing games 🙄🙄🙄

Let me speak directly to the pinheads in Washington: America is NOT playing your game. FUND THE DAMN TSA.

@LasVegasLocally reject clankers. Support humans only.

Amazon-owned Zoox is preparing to launch robotaxi service to and from Harry Reid International Airport, with testing already underway — and it's more than doubling the number of Las Vegas destinations it serves. Do you think the robot pods can handle the chaos of Harry Reid?

@AriFleischer they thank you for the updated graphic image of your genitals to keep on file. The flock cameras can follow you around much easier this summer now.

Just made it through TSA in Atlanta in two minutes. Barely any line at all. I hope I didn’t jinx it.

@TheoVon @TSA thank you tsa for stealing my property, assaulting me and committing sexually battery on me! Doing all of that important rights violating tracking and biometric data harvesting for no pay... absolute heroes!

@FarmerH79709 @TheoVon @TSA yes! we love when a good propeganda visual works like a charm!!!

@TheoVon @TSA Let’s not forget to thank ICE. Where they were sent lines diminished to near normal!

@barrier_buddy @petemanderson1 @TheoVon @TSA no excuse.

@petemanderson1 @TheoVon @TSA Crazier fact. No I was in middle school at the time.