Normotic

@DavidoPolice Pastor just dressed casual,he no send.😂

It’s 2026, and this is how weddings should be: just the man, his wife, and the pastor.

@the_estherrr Did they take him to any hospital and was rejected? Or they just assumed he'll be rejected and didn't even try?😞

I just saw the lifeless body of a dispatch rider lying by the pavement on the road. Apparently, a car knocked him down and fled the scene. Area boys opened his dispatch box,took everything inside and took his phone.People stood there and watched him bleed out to death because no hospital will admit him without a police report or any form of ID. Where is humanity?💔He was just trying to make an honest living!

@TheoAbuAgada A very useless fellow. Let him just remain d minister of darkness that he is.

Adelabu has been displaced in the Oyo APC governorship race. He likely may not be resigning as power minister.😭😭

@Isiego_ Same phcs that don't have light, equipments or qualified staff? These are d main reasons people avoid them,not what u stated.

I think Nigerians often look down on primary health care centers because they believe they’re only for the poor.

@tufrick He died well.

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee

eau de obough..

@IBEDC_NG U,do u focus on ur own task of electricity distribution 😒😒? Na u need d Advise pass. Mtchwww

This week, focus on how you show up in every task, not just getting it off your list. Take a moment to think, refine, and give your best before moving on. The real impact is in the care you put into what you do, even when no one is watching. #IBEDC #MondayMotivation #DoItWithCare #BeIntentional #WorkSmarter #MakeItCount #changinglives

@abbietayo @Ba_blaqcheddar

@Ba_blaqcheddar If you’re really ready you’ll boil rice

I’m not even capping 😭😭💔

@DanielRegha Go pursue am inside nau.😒

Way too soon for him to be actively posting and seen online.

@khanofkhans11_ This has always been my fear. Ọlọun jor şaanu mi o.😩🙏

Parenting is tough and I think parents get scared of their kids not turning out well. You can do all the right things and they’ll choose their path.

@MrMekzy_ That1 na rough play o. No one else should know where u keep ur key EXCEPT d person u keeping it for. Better still, get a spare(s) make everybody dey hold him own.

I just found out that whenever i leave for work, my security man takes my key from where i keep it, opens my door and puts stuff like drinks/water in my fridge and takes them out before i come back. I left the house this morning and came back because i forgot something i was supposed to give to someone. I opened my fridge and i saw stuff that i didn’t put there. I asked him and he admitted to it. I don’t even know how to feel about it.

@shinaayo_Jude @fwsheriff I swear,they won't believe how lucky they are. 🤣🤣

@NormoticModal @fwsheriff Na why my children no go believe how chill I go be. My pops show me fire. I no fit forget a

never forget when i was younger, my popsie get guest. he call me say make i entertain am knowing fully well nothing dey fridge. i ask am “with what?” genuinely o. omo till now , i no understand the speed of the slap wey touch me that day

@wholelif3 Cucumber, water melon . Very unserious things.

They say mango is serious about being a fruit (no arguments from me ofc) but I want to know, what are the fruits that AREN’T serious about being fruits??

@MarinatedTurks That1 no concern northerners. Na poverty gaan dey increase their libido,and they don't do family planning. 😂😂

Child birth rate would reduce drastically in this generation. You are barely feeding and surviving, dem no born you well to born more than 1/2.

@pmcafrica Guy's tired.😂

Bro was the only child for 15 years lol 😆 now he's 1 of 5 🙆‍♂️

@OriyomiHamzat_ Help me konk him head abeg.🙏

From ORIYOMI Hamzat political quarters To my good people of Oyo State This is not to confuse, but to convince you that we are truly into the game of politics. No sworn enmity, the game just has to be played. OH

@HikaruNdKaoru @otgyana Isn't that supposed to be a natural process in d body?

@otgyana Hey! Lymphatic drainage specialist here ! There are lymph ducts (drain holes) in the body. lymph nodes facilitate movement of toxic waste out of the body, when you drain the nodes they get rid of inflammation caused by water & toxins in the body, making you look slimmer.

i’ll never understand lymphatic drainage. drain it to WHERE

@Malc_OE @Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Ohhh

@NormoticModal @Ay8126775 @Midatlblog Na this man when see big yansh come declare Lagos as cooking pot una suppose blame.

@Jersda94 @Dokun_S

@Dokun_S I didn’t ask for all these deets

Why are the streets so clean at all time in Ibadan