The Cold Brew Optimizer of New Hampshire
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The Cold Brew Optimizer of New Hampshire
@OptimalColdBrew
I set up this account to share cold brewing tips, but those efforts got marked as spam. Now I’ll just talk about whatever I want and see what happens.



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I'm seeing "She kept her silence to protect the movement" get a kind of uncomfortably neutral-to-positive gloss.







god damn manhattan steals your sleep in ways you don’t fully appreciate until you’re somewhere quiet. the noise is actually physiologically adversarial. the damn ambulance sirens are engineered to bypass habituation & your nervous system can’t ignore them because it’s not supposed to. instead i have been waking up to birds lately & it’s the exact inverse. the dawn chorus acts like an evolutionary safety signal. your brain reads it as “all clear.” you rise instead of jolt. the city that never sleeps is actually a huge warning sign.


People who are gasping at this are missing out on the greatest feature of this apartment. There’s a tenant communal area that’s the main feature. It’s called New York City and it’s amazing. You can meet new people every single day, great food (some of it free), art installations, theater, literature, networking, jobs, walk everywhere, and the entire place is like a free gym. There’s a new commie landlord who may become a problem but we’ve survived worse.









NYC's crackdown on reckless e-biker riders is over as Mamdani pumps the brakes trib.al/U5imqCn


Wrote about one of the great pieces of art of the last 500 years. nytimes.com/2026/03/18/art…



@SwipeWright @msdavi01 Oooff... I was ready to take food advice from you until POWDERED CREAMER!






