Pardon My Mess

made my pilgrimage to the place every historyslop enjoyer knows

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“Progressive California family walking home after dutifully voting Blue No Matter Who” by Norman Rockwell

@RealEmirHan @grok which season of the The Office did the fire drill episode take place in?

In The Office writers were told to make the craziest opening scene of the show for this episode so people wouldn’t change the channel right after Super Bowl. An initial wild idea was Jim losing Pam in a poker game, inspired by a French film. But instead they came up with fire drill episode. The cat gag was elaborate and expensive. They used two real identical cats (one thrown up, one dropped down) with trainers in the ceiling. $12,000 custom stuffed replica was made as backup. No animals were harmed; trainers limited takes to protect the cats’ careers Filming the fire drill took 1.5 days due to all the physical comedy and stunts. The cast’s genuine panic helped because the chaos was more intense than expected. It was the most-watched episode of the series

I am proud to be English - always have been, always will be. On St George’s Day, and every other day. Never let anyone tell you that pride in our England is shameful, or something to hide. It is most definitely not. It is noble. It is natural. It is necessary. Our compass and foundation must be our history, and that is a history to be proud of. So why is it that others can celebrate who they are with no guilt, no apologies, no fear? Yet the English are silenced - patronised and insulted, despite everything that we’ve given to this world. I am tired of it. We are all tired of it. So now is the time for English men and women to finally stand up for themselves. To stand up for our history, our culture, our people, our very special way of life. Our home. Because if we don’t, and very soon, then we are all going to lose far more than a debate. We will lose everything. I think of how our country is going to look, feel and be in 50 years, even 10 years, and it fills me with a looming dread. It is not too late to change it, but that point is already recklessly close. We must now fight for the England we wish to pass on to our children and grandchildren. Because patriotism is simply a sense of stewardship, that's how I feel it. The belief that what we inherited matters. And that we have a duty to leave it stronger, safer, wealthier and more prosperous than how we found it. That’s the England I want to pass on. But always remember - the English like to leave it late. We’ve done it before and we’ll do it again. We will Restore Britain, and we will Restore England.

7 things every kid needs to hear: 1. I love you 2. I’m proud of you 3. I’m sorry 4. I forgive you 5. I’m listening 6. Communism has failed every time it was tried 7. You’ve got what it takes

@SenRickScott Stop posting on X about it and fucking do it.

It’s time to make the SAVE America Act the law of the land! We need to BLOW UP the filibuster and SECURE our elections 🇺🇸

@BarackObama "Standing up for democracy" means disenfranchising half of the Virginia electorate?

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

@LeaderJohnThune We don't give a rat's ass. Pass the SAVE America Act.

Because Democrats are playing games with our national security, Republicans are going to fund Border Patrol and ICE for three years, so that they have what they need to do their jobs throughout the entirety of President Trump’s term.

This is still the greatest SNL sketch Norm MacDonald ever did 😂

We spend 66% of our money on social welfare and education. 8% goes to the military. 9% goes to paying interest on the debt incurred by funding the 66%.

He got probation for shooting up a car outside a school. Probation. The left’s views on guns are totally contradictory. On one hand, they demand strict gun control laws. On the other, their social justice crusade requires not enforcing them. A circle that can’t be squared.

@BarackObama @NYCMayor He's going to destroy that city.

Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”

I need walking-around-Europe shoes for my trip that are: 1) really good arch support (I’m old) 2) breathable (trip is in August) 3) slip-on (not a deal breaker if I like the shoes enough) Please give me all the recs you’ve got!

Robber vs different kinds of dog breeds [📹 Jonny Devaney]

@RobertGarcia As soon as an election doesn't go the Democrats' way, they want to change the rules. Typical.

In 2028, Californians should get rid of the jungle primary. It has not worked out as intended, and it’s time to get back to real primaries.

@NotForYouWealth @bluewmist The Litter Robot. It's basically half a mortgage payment but you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. litter-robot.com

@PardonMyMess @bluewmist What is it?

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

The voice over is absolutely epic 😂