Party Waffle

I wish more dumb people were shy

Shouting don’t do it at every bachelorette party I see tonight.

You dont have to care about me to like my tweets, you just have to be a bit of an idiot.

Kinda want to go to Mexico and drink the water just to feel something

I live in California, I'll just walk down to the local liquor store and it's the equivalent of being at Coachella.

Being an adult sucks, take all the naps you can.

I feel so special when a street light comes on as I walk under it

just realized i still have a bra on..WTAF.

@piccolobutt @Slapmemam

@PartyWaffle @Slapmemam Definitely the garlic

My strong love of garlic must be why I never got many second dates. It couldn’t have been my personality or appearance or lack of manners, or….

@PartyWaffle "I'm ToO oLdFaShIoN fOr ThAt"

"Of course I'm stable"...he lies once again.

@BirdiesBidness call me old fashioned, but I didn't think donut eating was a sexual thing. Maybe I've just been doing it wrong all these years.

@PartyWaffle There's a whole donut eating corner on OF for those sorts of shenanigans

Dare me to eat another donut?

I prefer to think of all my demons as my entourage.

Most cringe apocalypse ever.

@BirdiesBidness pics or it didn't happen 🤣

@PartyWaffle You couldn't be more wrong buddy.

Some of y’all never snorted cocaine out of a parliament cigarette and it shows

Mmmmm, dinner. That sounds so good