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@Slapmemam

🏳️‍🌈🇩🇰👩🏼‍⚕️ เข้าร่วม Ocak 2021
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.
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ashley noelle@ash_isawitch·
So like, what are the top 24 things you love about me?
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@turtle_teeth Gen Z finding Snakes on a Plane is like discovering cave paintings of a guy yelling “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE”.
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@Slapmemam Gen Z finding out about Snakes On A Plane
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
Finding a dead meme from 2022 feels like archaeologists dusting off a cave wall and going “yep, this mammoth slapped.”
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mars
mars@mars_rx·
does anyone else feel so restricted when they can't jump in a video game. Let me jump???
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“Touch Grass” is the new “Go play in traffic”.
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Skibidi is just "Smurf" for people who haven't hit puberty.
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ@iGreenGod·
I’m currently in a love triangle. I like this girl; this girl likes no one, and no one likes me.
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
Met my old teacher. She said, “You seem calmer now.” Yeah, prison changes a person, especially when the warden was you.
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
The world’s thermostat is apparently set in Tel Aviv.
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
Celebrity deaths are stacking up like unread tweets.
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
@whimsicalfaey I’m considering hiring a translator who’s fluent in Zipper Creak.
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Slappy@Slapmemam·
My shoulder blades are currently trying to remember how to be wings, but they’re settling for being luggage.
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Berry ⏾
Berry ⏾@SpicyBerry·
if i had a gf that said unhinged shit all the time i'd be like yeah that's so true babe you're so smart and hot
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@whimsicalfaey I’ve tried, but all they do is hiss in creaky‑suitcase dialect.
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America's new defense strategy: Bend over and hope Vladdy uses lube.
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