David J
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David J
@Pawnee_Buttes
Budlight drinking, Tesla owning, Ex USAID worker. You boycott it, I’m buying it.
Nunn, Colorado เข้าร่วม Ekim 2022
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I post a lot about the people I shadow
Never posted about someone who shadows me
He's there every morning before I log on
Every late night when I'm the last one in the building
He doesn't cc leadership when I mess up
Just quietly covers the balance
Every quarter I've come up short, he absorbs the liability himself
Never once asked for anything in return
So I finally looked at the terms
The buyer acquired 100% of the liability
The seller brought nothing to the table
And the buyer still closed
Unconditional
Turns out he signed it before I even knew there was a deal
My analyst tried to model the return
Said it doesn't work on a spreadsheet
Said the whole thesis is based on something he can't quantify
Told him welcome to the deal
Happy Easter
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Well, well, well. 😏
9NEWS is getting a new owner — and Kyle Clark's reign of terror on Republican women may finally be coming to an end. 🎉
Honestly though? I owe Kyle a thank you card. 🙏
Because after 9NEWS spent the entire 2022 governor's race treating me like public enemy number one — the biased coverage, the gotcha interviews, the relentless spin — I got so fired up I launched 𝗥𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗩𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲.
And now? RMV is one of the fastest growing news sources in Colorado. 🚀
Funny how that works.
So thank you, Kyle. Thank you, 9NEWS. You handed us the inspiration on a silver platter and we ran with it. 🐾
Colorado deserves a news source that actually covers ALL Coloradans — not just the ones that fit the liberal narrative.
That's what we built. That's what we're growing every single day.
Nexstar calls itself "the anti-fake news." 👀
Colorado already has one of those, it's called @theRMVoice, but we're happy to have more of that in our beautiful state 🇺🇸

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Karen in HR swung by my office this morning
Asked if I'm joining the Employee Engagement team-building session this afternoon
I said "what is it"
She said "an escape room"
I said "what time"
She said "5pm"
On a Friday
An escape room
At 5pm
On a Friday
The irony of trapping employees in a room they have to solve their way out of at the exact hour they've been trying to escape all week was apparently lost on her
I said "no"
She said "it's mandatory"
I said "so is reading the policy before enforcing it but here we are"
She said "it's about building team culture"
I said "I already spend 50 hours a week with these people. If we haven't built culture by now, a padlock and a flashlight aren't going to fix it."
She said "your attitude is part of the problem"
I said "my attitude built the Q2 forecast in two days. What has the escape room built."
She didn't answer
She left a flyer on my desk
I used it as a coaster
At 4:58 I packed my bag
The analyst saw me leaving
He said "you're not going?"
I said "I have somewhere to be"
He said "where"
I said "home"
He looked confused
Like the concept of leaving at 5 on a Friday was something he'd only read about
I said "you should try it sometime"
Got in the car
My wife called
She said "are you coming home?"
I said "I escaped"
She said "from what"
I said "the escape room"
She said "you didn't go did you"
I said "I didn't need to. I solved it from my office. The answer was the door."
She laughed
First time she's laughed at something I said in weeks
I'm counting that
Plz fix. Thx.
Sent from my iPhone
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@DavidMoss I’m not buying a 650 horsepower car so it can drive itself.
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If you’re going to order, wait to get a Gen 3 later this year!
Don’t be stuck on old autonomy architecture that’s replaced within the same calendar year as product launch
Out of Spec Studios@Out_of_Spec
Rivian R2 Full Tour! Battery, Range, Charging, Space, Software, Design & More youtu.be/JDnFVHZ0b2s?si…
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@itskyleconner @RJScaringe Is there room for a full sized spare tire in the recessed area of the cargo hold?
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I’m filming a quick conversation with @RJScaringe tomorrow afternoon.
I’m planning to ask him whatever *you* want me to.
Submit your questions below, I’ll sort through them, and directly ask him what you want to know.

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How do you all feel about me covering hybrids and plug in hybrids?
Out of Spec Studios@Out_of_Spec
Toyota Camry Hybrid Rental: Exactly What I Expected! youtu.be/ggHNI5sLYg0
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@OutofSpecDetail I’m good with the charging speeds of Tesla’s and Rivian’s. The jury is still out in the longevity of faster charging.
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I’m so conflicted with my feelings on R2’s stated charging performance. 240kW max and 10-80% in 30 minutes…
-It feels very underwhelming knowing the Model 3/Y has had the same charging performance for YEARS. It feels like a shame to launch an EV in 2026 built from the ground up and not make charging a priority. Heck i’d be happy if it matched the charging performance of my 84kWh EV6 10-80% in 21min.
-On the other hand I do appreciate most folks don’t use DCFC every single day, and likely wouldn’t pay more for a better charging vehicle.
-This feels like an easy cop out to “cut costs” when China is producing cars at a fraction of the cost blowing every single car we have here out of the water when it comes to charging.
I’m a nerd, I want to see innovation, I want to see companies pushing the bleeding edge of innovation.
At the end of the day, none of this will matter, 95%, heck probably 99% of customers will find the R2 charging performance perfectly acceptable. So I’m wrong 🤷♂️

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@RepThomasMassie @IngrahamAngle I support your outside the swamp thinking Thomas.
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@IngrahamAngle I’m not running against Trump. We serve in different branches of the government. Our branch makes laws, his branch carries out the laws we make.
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@FredLambert @28delayslater @SawyerMerritt @ElectrekCo Hey dummy. You thought Toyota was going to go belly up. Turns out they played it perfectly.
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Elon propagandist @SawyerMerritt is perfectly willing to use information released by @ElectrekCo when it serves him, but refuses to credit us. And he blocks me for calling him out for it.
He is a parasite and he can't be trusted as a source on Tesla. His only goal is to stay in Elon's good graces for X revenue shares.

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"Your son might work in a grocery store bagging groceries for the rest of his life."
Someone said this to me right after my son Jack was diagnosed with autism.
Over the years, the words stuck with me.
I thought about them when he couldn't sit for circle time in kindergarten.
When he couldn't take the bus home from school safely.
When he started middle school, then high school.
Fast-forward.
Jack is twenty-one now.
He works in a grocery store.
He cuts fruit in the produce department.
He works from 8:00 - 2:00 three days a week.
He sets his alarm.
He puts on his uniform.
He walks to the bus station.
He arrives on time.
In this life alongside autism, I've learned it's not always about the destination, but how you got there in the first place.
I've learned that a life lived differently is not a life less lived.
Any any work, not matter what kind, is honorable.
What a beautiful thing.
Please join me in congratulating my son Jack on the first four months at his job.
We are fiercely proud of him.
Credit: Carrie Cariello

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