Phil Devlin

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. So twice five miles of fertile ground With walls and towers were girdled round. #GoPies #StillCelebrating #StillPremiers

@PiesWrldd Long game

If this Freo v Crows game ends in a draw it should be decided by who out of Sean Darcy and Riley O’Brien can hit a 30m target first.

Joey Valance and Brae are the new Beastie Boys. Truth.

#AFLNorthBlues all these blues stan accounts threatening to disactivate on results. Still here. Off you f×ck. Please.

The satirical quality and poignancy of this reply tweet should not be understated.

@Alexandra_chess True. The only decent therapy there is.

Everyone needs a chess coach. True or false?

@Nimo0__ and

What am I?

@7AFL @melbournefc I am all for this.

.@melbournefc just changed the game 👀 #AFLBluesDees

Ouch, and yet......... Good.

#whatdidprimewalshdo #freeprimewalsh

@AFL Step over the fence Ross, mediocrity beckons despite the price tag.

"If we play that level of footy, we're going to win more than our fair share of games." Ross Lyon spoke to the media after the Saints' loss to the Lions.

@declanf Uprising like how vomit collects as a pause point in throat before the projectile spray of urgent alarming freedom.

Two years after Kirk Pengilly played this solo in Prague, the Czech people rose up and ended 40 years of Communist rule. Did this saxophone solo end communismin Eastern Europe? (Serious Answers only)

#AFLSaintsLions Docklands is the AFL city sewer.

@declanf @sweetestplum So close

@PhilPtw @sweetestplum Guru Josh is a very close second

Is the Sax Solo from INXS's Never Tear Us Apart the greatest sax solo of all time? open.substack.com/pub/declanfay/…

@GWSGIANTS Love your work, and the way you go about it, even when punch receipts you keep. So in this spirit and with the greatest respect..... Suck that lemon, you orange topped embarrassments.

A really frustrating night.

@SwoopLuke To add to this it is highly topical and needed. Where people foreign to each other come together to work an existential threat out, and show some empathy. The world is so lacking in this.

just got out of the cinema after watching project hail mary and hooley dooley, what an absolutely special movie! cried, laughed, was in awe, cried again and just had a great timeB did the book justice

@SwoopLuke It is special swoop. The writer has a gift for framing that can translate to cinema, but the director and the acting enable it so well. Love it.

Hard to believe the ultimate meme generator is gone. RIP tough guy.

#AFLCrowsDogs Don't care for either side really. But Jesus wept, the Adelaide crowd is the nation's worst. I guess a national game needs national dickheads. And this guy is king. Glad you go home a loser, probably angry. (Even better)

@sweetestplum The biblical Rapture is upon us with the fault line of Bruce Hornsby lyrical musings cross related to dour vfl quagmire results.

Coburg 6.3.39 v Williamstown 4.1.25