Phil Lash

Hey @FedExHelp you'll never guess what condition our item arrived in today.

@HenrySchilling People questioning why SHE needs the promotion. SHE doesn't need it, SHE already has it. It'd be like owning a sports car and then deciding "nah I'll just walk to work" The car gets the eyeballs on you. CC gets eyeballs on the WNBA but they aren't driving the damn car.

It's crazy that Indy car promoted Caitlin Clark better than the WNBA has done.

@hell_line0 They need to cover their housing in 2 places!

Texas teachers worked 187 days last year for an average salary of about $55,000. Members of the House of Representatives worked about 87 days last year for $174,000, and Mike Johnson has the audacity to complain about it??

Alex Pretti was murdered.

@NIP_RL @Radosin75 @OskiRL @Nassrl_ Congrats to Gibbs haha

NEXT STOP: LYON, FRANCE 🇫🇷 WE QUALIFIED FOR RLCS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! #GONINJAS

@claaaarke_ How do you compress them before heading back home?

I refuse to believe that people are still packing suitcases without using compression packing cubes in 2025

@BiancoDavinci Because the federal pays for stuff like this instead of the states.

Manhole cover in Japan! why don’t our cities do stuff like this?

@RocketLeague Being the social media manager of this game has to be a depressing job...putting out something cool like this and then right back to posts about items in the shop a couple days later.

it’s our birthday!!! 🥳🎂🎈🔟 but we wouldn't be here without you ❤️ let's take a look at some of the awesome things you've done over the years.

What do I do?

@zachrparsons you've jinxed it

What if the Pacers fuck around just enough and win the Championship?

@WavePunk 6 - No questions.

Seat 3 is cursed

pope yes

@zachrparsons Yesterday I said to myself "If the Pacers win, I'm going to the parade." Looking like Knicks vs Pacers will go 7 just to get swept by the Thunder in the Finals...it's gonna be tragic for sure.

Trust tree. This is the first day in my entire lifetime that I woke up thinking the Indiana Pacers can actually win an NBA Championship. The heart break is going to be so tragic.

@BallState @BallStateCSH youtube.com/watch?v=y4qsKz…

A new era for Cooper Science: Ball State celebrated its renovated facility today, which features tech-rich classrooms, advanced labs, and a fully automated rooftop observatory. Read more: bsu.edu/news/press-cen… @BallStateCSH | #WeFly

@zachrparsons @JakeADeBaun @The2ndUnitPod I think this is fairly accurate. I approve.

We're talking drinks

@TFT Where are the official notes?! I can't find them anywhere and there's no link here...

The team's hacking in with a balance update in the next couple of hours to nerf a few of our over-performers!

The Kendrick Lamar halftime show was meant for people who understand how tariffs work.

@ShiftRLE @RLEsports I'd go.

@RLEsports Gary, Indiana

Where next?

@zipzatpattywat @antorrolakun @TheNBACentel @luka7doncic If I got a call from Shareef, I would definitely answer.

@antorrolakun @TheNBACentel @luka7doncic Nope. That’s Shareef Abdul-Rahim

Luka Doncic shows all the missed calls he got from Nico Harrison. 😳 (Via @luka7doncic IG)

@zachrparsons I'm trying to figure out who Alex Bergman is lol

Can Alex Bergman figure out where he is going so the Cardinals can trade Nolan Arenado? Please?