Jane @ home indefinitely

It's 10% love, 90% spite and 100% reason to stay in the fight 😎

Me: the chef shows highlight true talent, they're not pretentious they're passionate! Chef show: "The people who dare to say 1+1=3....they are the brave ones....everyone else will never do anything different" Me:

was gonna draw the sequence but @MrLovenstein did it first

It was the interviews that did it for me

@PigeonComics omg I just got it....

UR ANUS better get itself over to this CUTE KICKSTARTER, missing out certainly MARS one's reputation as a person of culture just sayin kickstarter.com/projects/patab…

I think I messed up astrology and astronomy but NO MATTER cute is cute

"You...gonna poop?"

Instant ramen is unfairly amazing. I'm basically like, hey uhhh, salt and carbs? My mouth:

Me: *inhales* ah the weather's getting warmer ❤️ Mother nature:

Happy afternoon my sitting cat kinda looks like a penis

@Linkman0596 @TilShaedlaer YEA. I bought new soy sauce today and compared it to the expired soy sauce, there was a really harsh ?acidic? smelI that has been present through all my cooking lately and I couldn't figure out why. In contrast the new soy sauce smelled light and pleasant ✨✨

@TilShaedlaer @PigeonComics Going bad in this case is probably less a case of spoiling and more a case of the flavor changing in a less desirable way

Casually checking in on my pantry - discovered my soy sauces have been expired since 2020 and my oyster sauce since 2017 I've.....been cooking with a disadvantage this whole time

Dogs when sick: I'm hurting and scared. But I love you, I trust you, help me. Cats when sick: (under the bed, out of reach) new phone who dis

Being old means making small talk about the weather and genuinely caring that it's a warm outside now because, you know, it was so cold this morning 🧓

He's literally snubbing his bowl 🤷🏻‍♀️😣

@Rudedude55 A lawn mower would DESTROY ME

@PigeonComics Isn't 50 dB like quieter than a lawn mower?

who would win

Becoming a pet parent brought me a whole new set of fears.....how can I keep my child safe 😣

Don't look never look