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@Rudedude55
Canadian Vtuber Likes: Titties, LGBTQ, Canada Dislikes: America, pickles, tryhards Currently Dating: @GoddessTabRasa Poly/Demi
Ontario, Canada Katılım Mayıs 2008
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@KatFox0326 Parents naming it clear they don't want grandkids. Like abundantly clear. No doubt in my mind and if either of them asks why you haven't had kids, just tell them that sex is gross isn't it? Plus God doesn't want it to happen, so they shouldn't worry about it.
Like full flip it
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I was homeschooled, and my "sex ed" was "god doesn't want you to do it so you don't need to worry about it, also doesn't doing that sound kinda gross anyways?"
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban
Is it true that a lot of American schools don't teach actual, proper sex ed?
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@moonchild23580 A lot of women treating them exclusively as friends for various reasons or left them because they're safe/boring.
Which is a common outcome for average normal guys.
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@amu_amuc Almost 30? How is that a drawback? That's normal. I'm 33 and if I were single I'd be fine with your age. Because it's near mine. Girls younger than 25 weird me out.
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@learning_yohei It's a casual greeting. So I'm the effort somebody asks how you are, answer with " not too bad" or "good and you?"
The point isn't honesty, it's just pleasant social conversation
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@RCKaserman @tacowasa2nd Pfft, you have truly no idea of the consequences of your actions
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@tacowasa2nd I know, Right? If they took over they would inflict church Potluck dinners with a lot of casserole dishes and desserts on you! Not to mention encouraging you to purchase firearms, say anything you want, and hold leaders accountable. Pure terrorists!
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@alleria_eh Reading the replies was an amusing time. No one seems to have any follow through when you ask them basic questions.
Classic.
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Maybe conservatives should be questioning why conservative MPs would choose to cross the floor instead of screaming and blaming mark carney.
You don't leave a party that represents your values and beliefs just because someone bribes you. You leave because it doesn't represent who you are any more and the leader is a terrible one.
Poilievre has been rumored to treat all the MPs unfairly and demand they constantly prove their worth. Sounds like a miserable person to deal with.
Look at the Captain if the crew members are abandoning the ship.
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@ItsumoNihongo That's a regional difference, so both are right. Personally in Canada we just say math.
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Doug Ford is trying to make Ontario his own empire. He needs to be removed as premiere.
Howllr 🇨🇦🍁@howllr
Eight of Ontario’s largest regional governments — including Niagara — will have their leaders appointed by the province instead of elected. This reduces local accountability & moves decision-making further from the people it affects. This is not democracy. This is a power grab.
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@pal9999 The serious English speakers treat this site like a dumpster also.
It's a meaningless nonsense place that actively erodes people's intelligence.
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@AnjaliM05766012 Why do you care this much about what some kid says? His opinion doesn't matter, and whatever the thing is, only your opinion of it matters.
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@100and1guys @iky_fwjett Why you pissing with an erection. Beat one out before using the bathroom if you're that hot and bothered
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@iky_fwjett I never understood how guys pee while sitting down. Do you guys seat all the way back in the toilet? When i sit down my dick is positioned outside of the toilet. I would pee on the floor. Is this a short guy thing? Literally can't picture it.
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i worked with a guy who refused to pee sitting down. i asked him what about when he's taking a dump, and he said he stands to pee first then sits to shit.
i said that's just fucking crazy, and he said "chicks sit to pee". i said "chicks sit to shit too, why don't you shit standing up?" and he just got angry
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@BrivaelFr You're describing communism. Socialism is what the Nordic countries like Denmark and Sweden observe.
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Pourquoi le socialisme ne marche pas, expliqué pour un enfant de 10 ans.
T'es dans une classe de 30 élèves. Un élève bosse comme un fou et a 18 de moyenne. Un autre fait rien et a 4. Le prof décide que c'est injuste et donne à tout le monde la moyenne de la classe : 11.
Celui qui avait 18 arrête de bosser. Pourquoi se fatiguer si ça change rien ? Celui qui avait 4 continue de rien faire. Pourquoi bosser si on te donne 11 gratuitement ?
L'année suivante la moyenne de la classe est à 7. Puis 5. Puis 3.
Le prof ne comprend pas. Il pense que le problème c'est que les élèves ne sont pas assez solidaires. Alors il met en place des punitions pour ceux qui ne font pas assez d'efforts. Il surveille tout le monde. Il décide qui étudie quoi. Il interdit de changer de classe.
C'est exactement ce qui s'est passé. À chaque fois. Dans chaque pays. Sans exception.
URSS, Chine, Cuba, Venezuela, Corée du Nord, Cambodge, Éthiopie, Allemagne de l'Est. 40 tentatives. Même résultat. À chaque fois.
Le socialisme punit ceux qui produisent et récompense ceux qui ne produisent pas. Tout le monde finit par ne plus produire. Et quand plus personne ne produit, le gouvernement utilise la force pour obliger les gens à travailler.
C'est pas un accident. C'est le design.
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@_straysheep_k Yep, I speak and type in English, so if you can understand it, that means the translation is working
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@NoahWil44440311 @hell_line0 Yeah, cause we all have iphones, mmhmm. Totally.
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@hell_line0 LOL survival mode with an Iphone. try the great depression, the dust bowl, or half of modern world with no running water. I ad mit times are not great and Boomers screwed us all, but if your in America be greatful
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Millennials watched their parents lose everything in 2008. Then got handed $100K in student debt. Then got called entitled for wanting a living wage. Then survived a pandemic in our prime years. Then got priced out of every neighborhood we grew up in. And y’all really wonder why we’re not okay? We’ve been in survival mode for 20 years straight and nobody even noticed.
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@andrewaperez @itiswhatitis900 Because hallway healthcare is now normalized by the Ford government. It’s fucking brutal. He’s a god damn liar and crook and I’m so fucking mad at anyone that voted for him. You’re all poor fucking judges of character.

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After eight long years of Doug Ford’s Conservatives in gov’t, it’s getting harder to ignore the steady erosion of the public services Ontarians rely on.
In healthcare, hallway medicine may not dominate headlines the way it once did, but the underlying crisis has only deepened: chronic understaffing, burnt-out nurses and growing wait times have become the norm.
Instead of meaningfully investing in the public system, this government has leaned toward patchwork solutions and increased reliance on private delivery, raising real concerns about the long-term integrity of universal care in Ontario.
Public education tells a similar story. Underfunded classrooms, strained teachers and widening gaps in student support have left families and educators scrambling.
The government’s approach has too often felt reactive rather than strategic — whether it’s contract battles with educators or inconsistent policy direction that creates instability in schools.
Ontario’s students are being asked to do more with less, while critical investments in special education, mental health resources and infrastructure lag behind what’s actually needed for a growing province.
And beyond policy failures, there’s a deeper issue of trust. From the Greenbelt controversy — where protected land was opened up in ways that raised serious ethical questions — to ongoing concerns about transparency in Freedom of Information processes, this government has too often operated without the accountability Ontarians deserve.
Add to that the troubling questions surrounding funds like the Human Resources Skills Development Fund, and a pattern begins to emerge: decisions that appear to favour insiders while the public is left in the dark. After eight years, Ontarians should be asking not just whether things are working — but who this government is really working for. #onpoli #cdnpoli
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@andrewaperez Maybe it's time somebody other than more tucking voted against Doug Ford then. The Ontario cons have been ruining the province since 2018 and yet we barely get four million votes in the provincials because fucking morons are constantly focused on federal government
#VoteFordOut
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@howllr Christ, and here I thought Ford couldn't get worse
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@succubus_98_ I would exhibit the same level of interest I did before, because being trans is normal to me. And I don't fetishize it
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