2 Bs

Bondi was awful, but no worse than Patel. Noem was terrible, but no worse than Hegseth. Funny that it’s only the women who get fired.

@NickSwardson To the Vikings’ promo staff…

I’m from MN and a die hard Vikings fan and they’ve never asked me to blow the horn or SKOL chant. My good friend Josh Duhamel’s from North Dakota but because he sucked off Optimus Prime he gets the call. I sucked off half the city of Reno on roller skates. Wtf? 😂 #MerryChristmas #Terry

@meghanapolis Did you see this? Related, Mick Foley is my new favorite retired wrestler. consequence.net/2025/12/mick-f…

2-Day shipping from @FedEx is a joke at best, and a scam at its worst. I pay extra for expedited shipping only to have my package “out for delivery” at 9:41 am then get a “delayed till tomorrow message at 5:37. This has happened multiple times. Never using FedEx again.

OVI!!! 2nd goal of the game puts the Caps up by 🖐️. #ALLCAPS Time to dial up a new record…

@BrandonMileski Hundreds?

Hundreds.

@CheyCab I liked this post before I saw that I was the 70th like. The 14 year-old in me wants to rescind my “like” to keep it at 69.

Congrats Kaohly.

I know it’s a total first-world problem, but, it’s pretty sucky when you order a grande triple blonde, almond milk vanilla latte from @Starbucks and they forget the vanilla. I even used 200 stars to purchase.

Zak Brown at turn 1. @MattP1Tommy #USGP

@JennyJohnsonHi5 Whoa. Never picked up on that either. Prolly cause Otho creeped child me the fuck out. It is subtly funny that when Juno smokes, the smoke exits her severed neck.

Oh damn. Otho said, “You know what they say about people who commit suicide? In the afterlife they become civil servants.” Which means Juno killed herself. I’ve seen this movie SO many times and I just now got this.

MOVIE WATCHING DAY: It’s feels like a ‘Beetlejuice’ type of day! It’s a classic! Follow along on the thread below! LFG!!!🧵⬇️

@JennyJohnsonHi5 You may be a fan of the film, but prolly not be a superfan who needs to vape and give a handjibber whilst watching it.

Spotted: two men on four wheelers downtown Mpls. Driving on both the street and sidewalks.

@CheyCab WTF?!? That only works in poorly made porn movies.

I had a regular customer in IGH I called Penis Pete. Why? One night he pulled out his penis for payment. Instead of calling the cops, I told everyone he knew(his friends also used me) about his pathetic penis and how he tried to pay me with it.

I recall 2 TV scenes where a character played by a man named Josh summons rain. TWW- Election Day: Will Bailey (@JoshMalina) and HIMYM- Come On (@JoshRadnor). I have to give the W to Malina because he made it rain without a rain dance. Congrats, man!

I train hard, I hype harder — #AGT results tonight! 💥

@JennyJohnsonHi5 It needed to be posted.

Ron Johnson did send her flowers in exchange for her flower (I’m embarrassed I typed that, but it had to be said).

MOVIE WATCHING DAY: The votes are in and y’all have selected ‘Fast Times At Ridgemont High’ as today’s motion picture! Follow along on the thread below! LFG!!!🧵⬇️

Fuck Norm Greene, always and forever.

@meghanapolis Yes, I’m aware that it’s a parody acct, and yes, I still believe it’s accurate.

@meghanapolis Yup.

Yes

@MattP1Gallagher New Racing Bulls Team Principal?