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@ORamosBets @PatronesHumanos Essential expenses 50/50 because it’s a soft check on overspending of she says she out of money she’s less likely to spend frivolously

@PatronesHumanos Si estáis así mejor no compréis nada y menos os caséis, porque vaya tela. Si tu tienes que poner 2000 y ella 300 los pones y si algún día tu tienes que poner 0 y ella 1000, los ponéis igualmente, es una novia, no un ETF.

Mi novia se ha enfadado: Queremos ahorrar para un piso. Yo cobro 5.500€ Ella cobra 1.400€ Le propongo ir a medias: Yo → 600€ Ella → 600€ Pero dice que no. Que como gano mucho más, debería ser: Yo → 1.000€ Ella → 200€ Dice que es “lo justo”. Yo no lo veo así. ¿Quién está equivocado?

@CultureCrave Essential expenses split 600/600 imo

@CultureCrave What a time to be alive

Hugh Jackman, Chris Evans, and Ryan Reynolds behind the scenes of #DeadpoolAndWolverine 📷

@kirawontmiss @mariedee_net

y’all agree?🤔

Describe me using only one word! 🤔💭

@Matt_MSZ @ViktorKlopp Worse yet people think the tech gonna work 100% of time if there’s any failure or a saw doesn’t have the tech and people assume it does.. fingers gonna be flying. Always assume it doesn’t have the tech n practice safe use as the first rule

@ViktorKlopp Nope I’m still not testing that feature with my fingers hand or any other body part for any reason on purpose.

How table saws saves your fingers with its revolutionary safety tech

If someone offered you $100 to eat all of this for breakfast in one sitting, could you do it?

@GAltringham He’s too old u less they going for an old bond series

🤵🏿‍♂️ How would you feel about Idris Elba as the next #JamesBond? 🤔

@UziCryptoo You forget you get taxed on those earnings at the end of the year

CALLER: I opened a High Yield Savings Account. My $20,000 emergency fund earns 4.5% interest. That’s $900 a year doing nothing. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid of it. Put that $20,000 toward your mortgage! CALLER: But I’m earning $900 a year for free. DAVE RAMSEY: Debt is the enemy! Pay off the house! CALLER: My mortgage rate is 3%. I’m earning 4.5%. DAVE RAMSEY: That’s not how you get rich! In reality, if your savings rate beats your debt rate, keep the cash. That’s called arbitrage. Every dollar matters.

@HustleBitch_ I’ve seen the way they teach the new multiplication and it’s complicated for no reason. I’m sure there’s some cases it’s better but why not teach both methods?

🚨 DAD TEACHES HIS DAUGHTER MATH — SCHOOL FAILS HER FOR GETTING THE RIGHT ANSWER A 4th grader was struggling so bad with multiplication she was coming home crying. The school had her breaking numbers into boxes and doing confusing cross maneuvers she couldn’t grasp. Her dad stepped in and taught her the way he learned. It clicked instantly. Test day came and she only missed TWO questions. Should’ve been a 92%. She got a 50%. Why? Because she didn’t use the box method. She got the answers right but they were marked wrong anyway. Her dad went to the school and pushed back, the principal admitted there’s more than one way to solve it. Grade got fixed. But now his wife says he went too far. If the answer is right, does the method even matter?

@Mericamemed Carl weathers as Morpheus LOL may he rest in peace

I kept waiting for Arnold to yell to Morpheus to "get to the chopper."

@Kaksi247 Laura is AI in the future 😅

He got her number but he had no phone

@AmericaPapaBear I still don’t understand how you can trust someone to do all your finances because how do you know they’re not embezzling your money??

🚨BREAKING: OnlyFans girl Sophie Rain finds out MID PODCAST that her financial advisor has been SCAMMING her out of MILLIONS of dollars! The internet is having mix reactions saying that she is 'playing dumb' for claiming that she doesn't know about it. Others are criticizing her for making money on OnlyFans.

@mistressdivy Eat a prime rib steak and drink a few beers

Single men who live alone, with no wife or girlfriend… what do you guys do on the nights you feel really lonely?

@Wisdom_HQ Hold on I need to charge my umbrella 😂

A win for taxpayers:

@gatokeza_ Mouthgasm just looking at that

The way it looks overcooked on the outside yet not even cooked inside 🥲

@newrorynmal @TheVolumeSports @MitchVular @majorgalore I hate it when it touches the water

Potty Training for MEN! NEW Patreon Ep. Available NOW! 🍊💰🍼✨🪄

@Asmongold You don’t need twitch. You’re costing them boat loads of money they’re looking for any excuse to ban you

Banned for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of illiterate third worlders. Would someone be banned for saying they don't care about what an American's opinion is on the Middle East? Of course not Blatant double standard, I didn't break ToS

@ryaeuns @Tectone @Awk20000 Well he regularly gets tens of thousand of viewers on twitch and he doesn’t allow people to sub and doesn’t run ads. Subs n ads is how twitch makes money…. He mostly just streams to get vids n clips to post on YouTube imo

@PlasmaHydro @Tectone @Awk20000 proof?

Asmongold banned on Twitch