eric jeffries

@Slatzism @ArtemisConsort I definitely wish more of them said this

@ArtemisConsort I’ve said this

A very real woman: “Behold my torpedoes. My breasts I mean, or course. Are they not large? Are they not devastating? Surely they are superior to those of your racially inferior wife”

@Slatzism Vigilante justice is about to be the next TikTok trend

“you were too retarded to know not to rape a child so we’re letting you go” is basically giving him permission to continue raping the moment he’s out and I’ll never understand how a country coule get so cucked that something like this wouldn’t immediately lead to riots

@Pplwith1IQ Average Cuban hairstyle

@GameRiot Ok but what if Sony’s servers don’t work for 30 days?

If my internet hasn’t worked for 30 days. The last thing I’m worried about is whether my PlayStation games are playable 🤔

@dieworkwear Your realize you’re asking us to deport even more illegals in an attempt to prove you wrong, right?

why would housing prices continue to rise if you're deporting undocumented immigrants? i was told they're the reason why housing prices are high.

@wadestotts This app is getting too saturated with these parody accounts

"History PhD here--the number of World Wars is actually a *very* controversial topic in academia. Some say there have been two (traditional view), while others say up to sixty-four. Scholars disagree, and that's okay! What's NOT ok are these RACIST attacks on Rep Omar!"

@TukiFromKL Are you retarded

the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023.. not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute.. they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid.. the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time

@theblaze She’ll do no time, found too retarded to stand trial

Steak 'n Shake worker shot dead at drive-through window allegedly after argument over onion rings. Murder charge filed. dlvr.it/TSDwTq

@unlimited_ls “After she ran off” Come on now

NEW: The fat woman who shot a gas station clerk during a robbery has just been arrested NOTE: Video starts at 0:36 Her name is Shantay Lashay O'Donnell. She walked into that Shell station in Columbia, Maryland, tried to rob the place, and shot a 65-year-old man while he was just doing his job After she ran off, she got in her car and made a video bragging about it. She looked right in the camera and said, 'I'm the one that did the shooting at the gas station.' She kept going, saying she only steals, she doesn’t buy anything, and she’s already getting ready to rob again Then she explained why she shot him — because he laughed at her. She said, 'I bet he ain’t laughing now.' They caught her in New York with two illegal guns. Now she’s facing attempted murder charges and they’re bringing her back to Maryland

@NYC_redeemer @SydSteyerhart Fair enough I see your point, mine was that either race would have done the same thing regardless, so let’s both be right

@Portojohny @SydSteyerhart Of course it matters. They never should have been here in the first place.

I'm beginning to question everything I have had drilled into my head about white racism since the Civil War, up to and including the official story regarding Emmit Till.

@NYC_redeemer @SydSteyerhart Like that matters lmao

@SydSteyerhart Not black American, kid is an immigrant. Listen to his mom speak.

@TheLaurenChen It’s actually great news to hear that we know who the boy is, now the public is free to act with that information accordingly

The mother of a teen who brutally attacked a girl on video is now calling HER SON the "victim" She is quoted by the New York Post as saying her son is a "humble Christian," a "quiet boy," and that the girl he sent to the hospital was "being a bully to him, that’s it" She said her son “doesn’t provoke nobody,” and that the attack caught on video was "retaliation because she pushed him first" The lack of accountability is STAGGERING

@oliveoilrun @TheLaurenChen Some men are more like monkeys than others though

@TheLaurenChen this is why women are avoiding men. You males are mentally ill and a liability. Trying to socialize a man is like trying to socialize a monkey

@DAKKADAKKA1 Just great the fent zombies are bad enough but now they are going to be shitting themselves too

Lmao Indians who came to America to steal our jobs are getting felted by fent

@MyDogTeddyG @SarahHuckabee You all are so retarded man

@SarahHuckabee So if you're poor, you can't enjoy even the smallest pleasures anymore.

Hot take: putting hot rotisserie chicken on food stamps is common sense. Arkansas took items like candy and soft drinks off SNAP. Now let’s put healthy, affordable options like hot rotisserie chicken on.

@Reddit_Retards Retardedly, like the rest of her comics

Take a wild fucking guess on how this comic continues

@basedganyu He found the literal one way to smell even worse

I swear indians die in even stranger ways than hamsters do

@VKlker I don’t want him to spend life in prison

Do people not know you go to prison essentially for life when you do this? You don't get to go home

@Pirat_Nation @operagxofficial is goated anyway

Mozilla has introduced a new non-binary mascot called “Kit.” Kit uses they/them pronouns.

@SaraHigdon I am imploring you to understand that we don’t want this guy walking the streets OR walking the prisons, we don’t want him walking period.

I am imploring that the collective internet take a step back and understand how the justice system works, that this is not a plea of insanity at the time of the murder, and incompetence to stand trial is not a defense of the crime. It is a constitutionally protected right, that you have to be able to understand the proceedings and help in your defense. Also, this trial is not over, the defense and prosecutor agreed to a 180 day hold, and the trial will continue once it is determined he is fit to stand trial. I like everyone else want to see him found guilty for the heinous crime, but the rage bait/ignorance over this is too much. No matter what this guy will never walk the streets again. justia.com/criminal/proce…