Big Ben's Bong

"He paid $100 million to Donald Trump and what access, by God, he has got in return... "Now, he wants to do the same in Britain". Is Elon Musk planning on giving Nigel Farage $100m for his next election campaign? @maitlis | @jonsopel | @lewis_goodall articles.globalplayer.com/2GXq6CorZdRmJ7…

Feeling inferior coz I've only got 3 bins. Who the fuck has seven bins?

@GBNEWS More importantly, what's happening with Dan Wootton?

'For me, I'm looking at the coverage and thinking I wonder what Huw is feeling.' Broadcaster and friend of Huw Edwards, John Sergeant reveals this week's news story concerning the BBC presenter is a 'very sad, personal story' as opposed to a scandal, for him.

This is absolutely on fire by @maitlis on Boris Johnson’s culture of lying - and Guto Harri’s blithe willingness to be part of it. 🔥

@369manifester Say what? google.com/amp/s/www.mirr… #ThisMorning #HollyWilloughby #PhillipSchofield #AlisonHammond

Can we PLEASE cancel Holly Willoughby ? This social climber will become best friends with people and integrate herself into their families so she becomes 'one of the family' to advance her career. She is currently meeting Alisons Mum etc - Alison also has her skeletons

@Nick82043600 @Reverend_Makers @jeremycorbyn Mate, you literally look like a testicle.

My Guy @jeremycorbyn ❤️

Tailoring fit for royalty. Dior is honored to have dressed Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, for the coronation of King Charles III in a custom design by Kim Jones. Seen arriving at Westminster Abbey, gain an insight into the savoir-faire of his three-piece suit next.

He's a friend of the family who live in his constituency. You're pathetic anyway, but you might want to take this back as not only does it make you look ill informed, but also crass, desperate and a complete and utter tool to boot 🤗

BREAKING: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have responded to an apology by The Sun for Jeremy Clarkson's column on Meghan trib.al/fGgbL37 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@DaveS135 @fesshole If my husband looked like Dave, I'd have added an extra packet of condoms. Imagine that on top of you 🤮

My husband went on a boys weekend to Prague, he hid a big box of condoms in his luggage so I broke the seal and l replaced them with a note explaining the locks would be changed when he got home and I am keeping the dog.

I didn't even have time to change my Twitter handle to something about Liz Truss.

@EssexPR Call an immediate General Election.

Thoughts on next PM ?

@Hamudi75861908 So ugly you have no photo on your profile 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@Hamudi75861908 @SpeakerPelosi Hey ugly, she's not going to shag you. Nobody wants to shag you. Maybe that's your problem.

@SpeakerPelosi can you please tell us in that you invest and when you sell asap so i can copy you and we will get rich togheter

@RamiAbiSaab1 Up your arsehole with a giant penis? I knew it! Bet you love it.

Who do you think should be PM?

@DragonTaffy57 @Lordflashh3art Says the ugly old man who sits at home wanking into crisp packets after knocking back viagra.

@Lordflashh3art 20-1 each way. Good on firm to soft. Carrying extra weight.

@LozzaFox ...and even they wouldn't want to sleep with you. Odd that you spent Father's Day focusing on this, but I guess Billie doesn't like leaving the kids with their weird, obsessive and pathetic Father for too long.

The Mrs is looking for swimwear in advance of the summer holidays. I'm delaying lunch.

@richjones1975 Old & ugly to boot. Never gonna happen, mate. Give it up and join a Dominoes club.

The way Miriam Margolyes goes from 0-100 in seconds is absolutely sensational