A ghost.

@UpholdInc Does it work with rent payments too?

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@UpholdInc Shenanigans

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@JoelKatz Do you still hold Bitcoin, ETH and/or XRP? XLM even?

Keep in mind that none of my posts are intended as financial advice, not that anyone would want to take financial advice from someone who sold 40,000 ETH at $1.05 and 100 BTC at $750.

@elonmusk So we don't have a pedophile in the white house.

Yes

@ChartNerdTA You need to fix those lines. We're in a channel now. Your TA sucks

It may not feel it, but $XRP is doing exactly what it needs to do after breaking out of its daily falling wedge. We got the breakout, now we're in the backtest. Hold $1.80 = $2.40 next. Lose it, i update.

@MerlijnTrader No. The rise between the 6 and 7 doesnt even come close to the trendline.

BITCOIN IS TRACKING LIVERMORE’S LEGENDARY ACCUMULATION CYLINDER. Accumulation. Breakout. Stage-8 vertical expansion. Most recognize this pattern after the move. Stage-8 doesn’t ask for permission. By the time it’s obvious, the cycle is already gone.

@JoelKatz @grok Cool belt buckle tho

Hey @grok put me in a bikini.

@otokyo__ Donald.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@curiosityonx He's in the Epstein files. Cheers.

Useless machines, first conceived around 1952 by Marvin Minsky while at Bell Labs, are fully functional machines designed to perform exactly nothing useful. 📽: fritend1

@bitcoinkrishna @TheLongInvest 👌

@TheLongInvest Your rep depends on this one. Let’s see what you got

$BTC I don't make the rules But theory is theory And the 0.38 Fib at $83k is important

@dom_lucre Republicans are claiming Trump is fit to serve. Meanwhile.. *gestures around at everything*

🔥🚨BREAKING: Democrats are now claiming former president Joe Biden is ‘fit to serve’ while pushing him to run in 2028 after he was spotted at Carbonara Italian restaurant in Arlington Virginia which has been rated as one of the top 25 restaurants in the country.

@rektfencer $96k - $97k should be bottom

The bottom is in. $106.2k $3600 $160 $38.5 I stake my reputation on it.

@UpholdInc Staking XRPPPPP

Hope you’re hungry! We’ve been cooking up something new 🍳 Stay tuned 👀

@kevinolearytv XRP solves this.

Over the weekend I witnessed something every crypto investor should pay attention to. Ethereum, the largest blockchain in the world, got congested and fees skyrocketed past $1,000 just to process small transactions. That’s like paying a thousand-dollar toll to drive on a one-lane highway. It proves what I’ve been saying for years: when real traffic hits the system, it cracks under pressure. For over a decade we’ve talked about going on-chain, and now with real-world adoption finally happening, the cracks are showing. Innovation isn’t just about hype or speculation, it’s about building infrastructure that can actually handle scale.

@UpholdInc XRP staking? plz plz plz

Should we tease something this week?

@alicharts It's going to hit $2.70 around September 20th, give or take. And then up from there.

Two scenarios for $XRP: - Break $3.05 and surge $3.6 - Retrace to $2.8, break $2.9, and surge to $3.6 Which one are you leaning toward?

@fercuteofil @daniel_wwf @InjuryOilfield There's no such thing as February 30th

@daniel_wwf @InjuryOilfield but you are allowed to share about 30 February 2026... 😀 Take a break

I decoded 4824 riddles, read the 17000 NDAs, only to find the exact moon date and price for XRP. Because it's in the code. What I learnt will shock you and melt your face. Bookmark this thread. Buckle up butter cup, pedal to the medal... 🧵

@interesting_aIl I feel like those boards should be staggered for more strength

No hammers required here!

@AskUphold Will Uphold soon allow users/customers to take out loans against their crypto?

@JoelKatz I remember I came across another IRC server using a pirated version of ConferenceRoom and was able to "/oper serial oper" and basically get God access on it. They threatened to sue for unauthorized access but they didn't go through with it knowing they were running it pirated

From 1998 to 2010, I worked for a software company in Santa Clara called WebMaster. At some point, I'll write in more detail what I did there, but the important bit for this story is that we had a product called "ConferenceRoom", an IRC server built for enterprise use. ARTISTdirect was one of our customers and they used our software to run chats with celebrities in the music space. As I knew our software throughly and type incredibly quickly, I would sometimes get asked to type for celebrities. The setup was that I'd have a phone call with the celebrity, relay questions from the public to them, and type their responses. I got to do this for Tom Morello, Tori Amos, Alanis Morissette, and the entire Black Sabbath band. Each of these is a cool story, but Black Sabbath was by far the most memorable. The chat was planned to promote Ozzfest. I don't remember the exact year but the entire band being back together was a big deal. And everyone was walking on egg shells. I had a call with several of the band members' managers and they were concerned that Ozzy would want as much focus on him as possible while other band members might get offended by excessive focus on Ozzy. At least as the managers relayed it to me, the other band members had a sort of "I don't need him, I'm great by myself" attitude while everyone on the management side felt that it was best for everyone to keep the band together. I'm sure the fans would have agreed. To be continued.