ProphetOfKings
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@Tkzee_27 @Chief_Teez_y Ummm haaa ndaona akubvunza vanhu kuti should he release even Captain Britain was just shocked kuti aaah 🤣💀
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@MlamboBrandonp Kana uine ma bhora huya ndikupe phone number yekutumira izvi uone kuti kunoyedza uchitaura taura here online 🤣💀

@controlla__zw Usavhundutsire vanhu ingoita yaunoita tozotangira ipapo
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Ende wafa zvako nechihure😂🤣🤣🤣
_her favorite ex boyfriend@nyarshajs
One hour after ndafa 😏😫
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@Donjaytrix001 Stupid 🐂💩 cause half dem folks end in divorce and lose all their so called serious life to a player
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When a man is serious about his life he avoids black girls
Hoop Central@TheHoopCentral
Nickeil Alexander-Walker finding out he won MIP. 👏🙌 (via @ATLHawks)
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@tonnie_montana Kunotaurika hanty ivo kubvunza kuda kungwavhira pamuri 😭💀
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@eajene @swoopappng Im not a fan of Peter Thiel's politics but might be a fan of his business acumen however the way his targeting West Africa via these startups in delivery and drones is worrisome to national security and maintenance of the competitive landscape for business.
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This week, @SwoopAppNG, a food delivery app with super-app ambitions, announced a $7.3M seed round.
It's expanding from Eswatini — where it claims to have become the country's largest e-commerce platform with 22k users (~2% of the country's population) — to Nigeria, Africa's most populous country with an estimated population of ~220M.
The company's led by a 19-year-old Berkeley dropout and Thiel Fellow from Greenwich, Connecticut.
And notably, all investors in the round are Silicon Valley-based — except South Africa's Base Capital.
Swoop's strategy: low restaurant commissions (for now), flat 7% "handling fee," and letting riders keep 100% of delivery fees — forcing @Chowdeck and other incumbents to compete or lose their supply side.
It's drawing premature comparisons to @WaveSenegal's disruption of mobile money in Francophone Africa and @OPay_NG's early blitzscaling across verticals before the pivot to payments.
But perhaps the precedent to keep top of mind is Jumia Food — which exited food delivery in Nigeria & other markets, citing competitive dynamics that were "irrational" and expected to stay that way.
"There will always be someone new coming into play." — @Jumia_Group CEO Francis Dufay (December 2023)

Emeka Ajene ✍🏽@eajene
Why did @Jumia_Group exit the food delivery business? According to Jumia's CEO Francis Dufay, it's because the competitive dynamics of food delivery in African markets aren't "rational" & aren't expected to be so for some time Read @ulonnaya's interview: techcrunch.com/2023/12/18/jum…
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@curious_edline Manga muchida what kind of names? Chikoro, Baka Fire etc here 😭💀
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