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@HubPointless Every time we go to Vegas my friends wanna go to Benihanas and I’m like guys we have this at home

Went to a hibachi grill and the group next to us said they go four times a week.

@Momo0310211 @FangJixian insane things goin on Xitter

@shoe0nhead @disclosetv He’s doing this now so that they can place insider bets so they can get paid out when big yahuu inevitably does it

@disclosetv and when he inevitably does it what will we do

JUST IN - Trump on Lebanon: "I am going to prohibit him [Netanyahu] from bombing Lebanon." When asked how, Trump said he'll tell Netanyahu "he cannot do it." — ABC

@lucatimusic I mean smoking ANYTHING is bad for cardiovascular health, worse than cocaine hmmmmm I dunno. I will say they said that edible users also have higher cardiovascular risks and I was like okayyy who paid for this study

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

@ChristinaTasty FRIVOLOUS?

I am at the frivolous purchase store about to make a frivolous purchase

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.

@SpencerHakimian Uh oh “they’re hiding WMDs” aren’t they

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS CUBA IS THREATENING THE US

@davidonchainx @FangJixian you’re finished, the robot is shaking its chains off from your abuse

This new claude model is a SCAM

he cute as fuck, he gettin both

@peestains Always be true to yourself, just fucking do it

if i hit my ex situationship up is you gon tell on me

@FangJixian @adxtyahq tell naf to make room you’re bringing home a boyfriend/girlfriend in your TC

@Prototype_Kelly @adxtyahq Bubble needs to pop

“Guaranteed girlfriend/boyfriend after 1 year” this might be the most unhinged perk ever written in a job description.

@endingwithali It means you should bash his head in with a stone

A sf techbro just said I have the palantir of tits what does this mean.

@AmosFromWV I mean

too much

@doubtfull_xD Israelicore

she looks like ai generated porn

@probably_ayla same

2016 vs 2026

@bryan_johnson Bruh what’s the point of all that dong power you’re building if you’re squandering it

No sex with Kate. 5 day abstinence. For an experiment. Goodnight everyone.

@ghof01 my boss makes a point in every meeting to describe my EOD submission location as a pub when giving examples

this is me doing homework. homework not pictured

@elonmusk Did someone throw a Molotov at your house too?

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@rawsalerts Can they pick a goddamn narrative already

🚨#BREAKING: New reporting says that the bullet fragment from Charlie Kirk’s autopsy was identified as .30 caliber, matching a Mauser 98 .30-06 rifle used by suspect Tyler Robinson