Pygar .

@mrob1960 this just in from Mark Goodier. "Brian (from Brian & Michael) had actually quite the band by the time Matchstalk Men became a hit so the role of Brian was taken over by a bloke called Kevin (Parrott)" 😁

@moanaparte To be fair this is true of literally everyone's discography. Except perhaps Jilted John 😁

I've discovered today that it's impossible to listen to the discography of Roy Wood and his twenty million different bands without liberal use of the skip button.

@BradfemlyWalsh Meowcho Marx?

Any answer other than 'Kitler' is a lie and you know it

@KODPOW Also, he can't spell "loose" 🙄

This is what women have to deal with when we say that men are not women. Paul here isn't very bright though because firstly I'm not a councillor. I'm a counsellor. And secondly my "beliefs" (which are facts) are protected under the equality act. So he can report me to my professional body if he wants. They already FAFO though and they're now facing legal action as a direct result. Last summer 5 people complained to them and I was suspended. They later reinstated me because the complaints did not meet the criteria of a complaint. They are now refusing to send me all of the information that they hold about me under a subject access request in November and so I am about to start legal proceedings. Why do they not want me to see the 65 emails between themselves and 5 people who tried to ruin my career? What did they say about me in them?

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@TAFKAMacM I saw the cements 😁

You saw the crescents, I saw the whole of the Hulme.

Glen Matlock, Paul Weller, Clem Burke (R.I.P.), and Mick Talbot (20th October 2022).

@booktowertom @kezwilliams13 I understand (and do correct me if you know otherwise) that Clem mooted forming a band with Weller, Matlock and one of the Bay City Rollers. Probably apocryphal but a fantastic story.

@kezwilliams13 That would have been some band.

@nikidoog 😁

Drop a photo you clicked. No text. Let it speak..

@JillingsAndy It's when you realise that your children worry about you 🤔

@HJoyceGender I’d say contraception is the least of her concerns

Woman who seems to only ever have had heterosexual relationships tells a doctor that she feels more comfortable calling herself a lesbian and sleeping with a man who pretends to be a woman. Oh, and because he's pretending to be a woman she doesn't need contraception 🤡🌍

@WingsScotland Serious question. Why do you think Russell Findlay hasn't made any headway. I sort of thought he would.

Labour are currently set to come FOURTH behind a trainwreck of a governing party and two loads of fringe extremists.

The Kinks “Lola” Live in 1970 It was banned by the BBC until Ray changed the lyrics “coca-cola” to “cherry-cola”

@BaconRolypoly @jk_rowling Snoods are your friend

@jk_rowling I have hoodies, but don't wear the hood up as it's just to keep the back of my neck warm, which it does very well.

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@QcWynter Heterological?

The term, "biological female", led me to wonder what is the opposite of "biological". I have mulled "non-biological", "unbiological", "inorganic" & my own favourite, "ersatz" but in the end I plumped for "synthetic". Not sure I can say that, so I shall stick with "man" & "woman".

@boswelltoday @maccadoo8

@maccadoo8 Immediate follow.

4 people unfollowed me since I posted about the IOC ruling. I do not care! I will stand for the rights of Women & girls, my daughter, neices, sisters in law & every Woman I know, those I will never know, now & for as long as I live. Always!❤ We won a battle, the war still rages.

@nikidoog That sky - teenage blue

Life from a window I'm just taking in the view Life from a window Observing everything around you

@jackiecahill5 @offtheballbbc And as such, a painfully accurate representation of a) the state of Scottish football* and b) the BBC *still want Hearts to win though

@offtheballbbc Those graphics! They're crap. Sorry.

Here’s (an even less animated than usual) Stuart and Tam with this week’s Terracing Teaser!

@HennieInglis Something went wrong is such an appropriate epithet

Pray for the polycule.

@ohinetahi @millihill The dolls should float

@millihill Save the Dolls!

Imagine the arguments over who gets to go in the Titanic lifeboats these days.