@RealPizzaFx For this thing wey u talk
U no go follow us finish this year animal
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Rasheed
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@shadydee1 @wizkidayo I be wizzy fc but I’m 107% sure @wizkidayo must collect too this year make him just Dey hide for internet 😅😅😂 internet ganster wizzy
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Hi,
@Femzydr1
You might become the President one day though but before then👇🏼
SOBUR || Ọmọ Afáríogun@TheSoburMS
GBEBORUN DON LAND! ✈️ AS E DEY GO: Banger Boy Arrested for Defamation Five days after the viral April Fool controversy, the famous Nigerian car dealer, Sarkin Mota, has made good on his promise. The accused, Femi Obanlekoko (Femzydr1), was reportedly arrested in the early hours of April 7, 2026. Despite his public pleas and apology using the Quran, the complainant dismissed the appeals as insufficient for the damage done to his brand. He is expected to be arraigned in court in the coming days. The matter has now left the timeline and entered the court. ✍️: Ọmọ Afáríogun
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you go raise another man pikin for 18 years and on his 19th birthday he would tell you he is gay and he sleeps with your gateman🙏
F4kaika🦅@Faksback666
If you live around Sultan Abubakar road, Sokoto. Pls patronize my guy @Xdroid_Mo 🙏🏽 He makes sumptuous noodles
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Pls retweet and tag @victorosimhen9 🙏🙏
Dear Senior @victorosimhen9.
My name is Oriaku. I’m a skilled female barber and also a grassroot footballer currently recovering from ACL + meniscus surgery.
I had ACL + meniscus surgery on August 25, 2025, and for the past 6 months, I’ve pushed through rehab without a physio or trainer because I was financially unable to bear the cost.
My barbering skill is the only way I can survive and try to fund my recovery… but it’s still not enough without clientele or visibility as it’s getting really difficult to keep going.
I’m only asking for one thing sir:
Please🙏, bless me with the opportunity to give you and your guys a clean, sharp cut anytime you’re in Nigeria or need me to come wherever you are.
I believe that one chance can change my life, give me visibility and clientele, which will help me support myself through recovery.
I'm not big yet I know😢 but I’m big on giving quality haircut from small places; making sure every cut speaks for itself.
Please help me reach @victorosimhen9 and anyone who can support or connect me to opportunities.
This is me striking my shot as an attacker who just want to play football again. ⚽😭🤲🏽
@_AsiwajuLerry @the_smallie @UTDTrey @PoojaMedia pls help me beg Uncle @victorosimhen9 to give me a chance🙏
Thank you ❤️
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@instablog9ja Haaaaaa
No be Dajjal I dey see so
Who go born Dajjal this period?
A newborn is delivered with a single eye located at the center of the face and a tubular, trunk-like nasal structure
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You laughed at a “joke” insulting her husband and you’re saying she blocked you?? Are you for real??
She was supposed to ignore or applaud you for mocking her husband?? Abeg now.
willinill!@willinilli024
Person post say her husband head be like trust wallet logo, i enter cs laugh, mummy zee run block me. I see something wey tickle my fancy and you expect me not to laugh?? ONKR
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@Arsenal @ImSensei123 If you are Happy arsenal lost then you are a sick person
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Hattrick. #H9 🦂⚽️⚽️⚽️🔥
SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥@Hakeem_Onitolo
Oats + Boiled eggs + Banana before a game >>>
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@TheQueenAminat Make person wey get pants call am 😂😂😂
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Hello @victorosimhen9, first, I want to appreciate you for your heart and act of kindness, generosity, and genuine love & care towards people, God bless you for all you have done, doing, and will do. Indeed, you are a rare gem.
Please, I would like to make a SPECIAL REQUEST, not for me, but for a friend, teammates, and brother "HAKEEM ONITOLO" @Hakeem_Onitolo.
Please, can you help secure a TRIAL for him in @GalatasaraySK @Galatasaray Reserve Team or Team B?
He his a TOP Striker, and a prolific goalscorer, and very hardworking like you, hence the nickname "Goal Machine & SCOREpion." All he needs is just that ONE opportunity, and I believe he has what it takes to make it.
@_AsiwajuLerry please, help make this happen for him 🙏🏾
Thank you in advance, God bless you.
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@OpeyemiOla09 @_Abdulakeem_ @abazwhyllzz @TheTifeFab Opeyemi no fit you. Na Epeyemi dem supppse name you.
Ediot.
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You so stupid for calling me a scam. Infact, you’re a big fool and you must be NUT. @abazwhyllzz
It seems English is now your problem. If truly you were asked to share the jersey, why did you keep calling me severely when I ignored your call?
The @TheTifeFab already asked me to confirm the price from you but because of the relationship you have, you went behind to send him your account details.
Victor Osimhen asked me to give the jersey to whoever I wanted and how I’m going to share it shouldn’t be your business.
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Nigerians need to start suing. There is a contract between every legal consumer of electricity and the electricity distribution company. Check the Terms and Condition of Service with your electricity distribution company, you should be able to claim compensation for this loss, provided you have sufficient electricity unit on your metre, assuming you use a prepaid metre and you are not in debt if you use postpaid metre.
Talk to your lawyer.
Damiee💜@Spicity_gal
Imagine what nepa did to me ..All food sp0!led due to lack of electricity 250k gone just like that.. How do I come of this??😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔
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You can quote the Quran to the judge during your trial. One thing remains certain you would pay the full price of your actions
See you in Court
Femzy💫@Femzydr1
Sir I truly Understand how you feel, But like I have said I am Deeply Sorry for the Misinformation, You Demanded for an Apology and I have publicly apologized within the time frame you gave, Please Forgive my Actions, I had no intention or internal motive to damage your brand’s reputations, It was Just An April Foool Act, Being that it was first of April yesterday, and in Quran 42:40 Which says; The recompense of an evil deed is an evil one like it too, but whoever pardons and Forgive Others, his rewards are with Allah, please in the name of Allah I seek your forgiveness.
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Sir I truly Understand how you feel, But like I have said I am Deeply Sorry for the Misinformation, You Demanded for an Apology and I have publicly apologized within the time frame you gave, Please Forgive my Actions, I had no intention or internal motive to damage your brand’s reputations, It was Just An April Foool Act, Being that it was first of April yesterday, and in Quran 42:40 Which says; The recompense of an evil deed is an evil one like it too, but whoever pardons and Forgive Others, his rewards are with Allah, please in the name of Allah I seek your forgiveness.
Sarkin Mota@SarkinMota_AMF
You don’t get to put years of my hard work and everything I’ve built on the line, then dismiss it as an April Fool’s joke. That kind of misinformation has real consequences, and it affects not just me but the people connected to my brand. This also isn’t the first time something you’ve done something like this, which makes it even harder to overlook. If this behavior keeps being excused as a joke, it will continue to damage people’s reputations unfairly. At some point, there has to be accountability, this time you must be held accountable. This goes beyond a simple apology.
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@FabrizioRomano @theonly1abby Tell me why they won’t worship him
Messi ❤️🐐
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💙🫂 Leo Messi decided to let Nicolás Otamendi take the penalty at La Bombonera.
38 year old defender could be on his last home game in front of Argentina fans… and Messi wanted to give him the penalty.
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@Jemeelahh_ Why will you take up another man responsibility when the father is still alive ?😩🤦♂️
Is that not enough reason for you to leave the draining relationship ?
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