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@kambavine @luccideity 75 to 80 is for me. Depending on how active and healthy I'll be

@luccideity Personally I don't think I want to live past 65

My mum took her mother to the hospital after she has a stroke and the doctor treating her said "people should die at 70 kazi yao wakizeeka ni kusumbua watoto and placing curses on them." Who doesn't want their parents to live forever?

@Iamcayvooh @tapkili_ @KipsambuT I think I will adopt this going forward

@tapkili_ @KipsambuT Yes! Mimi kama hauna E-tims I am not buying, we have to feel the pinch collectively ndio we make better choices!

Was to be in Eldoret for Easter and get myself a pair of sneakers from you,unfortunately I am not going to buy one.

@_classicbooks_ @bree_leihn @_________PRIEST @Malone1k Yani y'all think people's lives rotate around twitter. Hata ingekuwa 50 yrs, hio sio job yake kujua who's who. Unless it's brings in money, give it little attention

@bree_leihn @_________PRIEST @Malone1k 13 years na hajui tweeps😂

Gustavo and Mwai Diana 💔 According to eye witnesses.. A silver Probox made a U-turn in the middle of the highway and the rider (Gustavo) was approaching at high speed. It was too late for him to react and he rammed into the side of the Probox. They both lost their lives. RIP💔

@milkahmacha1 @the_nimoh Hata tissue

@the_nimoh Huoni Ata sabuni amenunua itabidi umwelewe budget iko tight

Dawaat ni ya Blue or Maroon. Hii umenunua unga 😭

@Mwenda_ma @sura_personal @eliod_pro @lskasurah1

@sura_personal @eliod_pro @lskasurah1 Kwani akienda clinic hua anapelekwa na nyumba?

Waschana hufanya maisha tu ikue ngumu,what do you mean huwezi anika nguo za mtoto na pegs zenye hua unaanikia nguo zingine

@Mzukaa_254 @maina_sud @georgediano I feel sorry for the children he has or will sire, such an idiot.

@maina_sud @georgediano You're an idiot

US R&B star Kelis has come under criticism for buying 300 acres near Lake Naivasha for under $200,000. Overlooking Mount Longonot and a wildlife park, she's developing a luxury wellness retreat and restaurant, employing locals and using solar fences to deter elephants. Some Locals call it land grabbing by wealthy foreigners, displacing locals and straining resources in Naivasha, a hotspot for foreign investors.

@indimulii_ @_shad_s Na bado sijejua ni Nani.

@_shad_s Si pole bas

Millennials wa timeline wanapenda kujifanya sana, this is the second week hii story imekuwa ikiongelewa huku mpaka kwa spaces, lakini you're here behaving like someone with some special needs eti hujui Mkenya haha.

@apex_predita @Mkurugwenzi @mlachaks254 She has acknowledged that ako Saudi. It's not a bad thing but I was impressed that he could deduce that from the pic

@Mkurugwenzi @mlachaks254 That was an eletric appliance this is a bedsheets something that can be found in gikomba or garissa, lets not even start with the coastal region

The beddings zimekusaliti buana ,kumbe uko Saudi Arabia 😂 mamae. Nipaste?

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

My fellow Kenyans, there is something important about CBC and Grade 10 that is not being honestly explained to the public, by the William Ruto government and, unfortunately, by much of the mainstream media. On television, we are told that Grade 10 learners are failing to join schools because of lack of fees, and that schools lack textbooks. But there is a bigger question that neither government briefings nor prime-time news panels are asking. In 2025, the government signed a €180 million World Bank loan for grade 10 & cbc education. The money was released in December 2025. Repayment by all Kenyan taxpayers begins in 2029. According to the official loan documents, part of this money was meant to: - Provide textbooks for every Grade 10 learner (1:1 ratio) - Offer full scholarships to needy students - Build classrooms to support the CBC transition - Provide free lunch for Grade 10 learners Now ask yourself: If textbooks were funded, why are parents being asked to buy them? If scholarships were funded, why are many learners failing to report for Grade 10? If classrooms were funded, why do many schools show no new infrastructure? Something does not add up. What is even more troubling is that a huge chunk of this loan is allocated to ministry offices, administration, and so-called "consultations," while less than half directly benefits learners. If loans are borrowed in the name of our children, why do offices benefit more than classrooms and students? This is not noise. It is accountability. Some truths will never lead the evening news. But they must still be told. Evidence attached below. Judge for yourself.

@abuyamasta I don’t rate you enough to beef with you. Rest.

@Jaedo08048639 @KabeloMohlah02 It's an otter

@KabeloMohlah02 is that a crocodile?

This video made my day🤣🤣🤣

@MashMMXIV @austin_tunoi Who said or even insinuated it is a Kikuyu problem. This is Nairobi, it is the capital, all tribes live there and equally contribute to the problem we are experiencing. Self importance is a disease

@austin_tunoi Nairobi was founded as an informal settlement,it was a Royal Railways yard for material in 1902.Its not a kikuyu problem as many want to paint.Infact,pale Kamkunji jua kali sheds are owned by Luos,Kamba and few Kikuyu. To end this menace,we must let it collapse,start new capital!

To change Nairobi to be like Addis Ababa, itabidii 80% of Nairobians wakuchukie. You'll be fought by hawkers, those in slums, those with illegal business besides the roads and even by dumb people.

@KING__KALALA I thought it was you until I saw the boobs

She’s richer than him, more famous than him, more successful than him, and they aren’t even legally married, yet somehow all the kids SHE carried & birthed got HIS last name??? 💀💀💀 patriarchy is a hell of a drug

@Philosopher254 @amenya_nelson Very true, on all accounts

Nobody can manage to redo Mathare, Kibera, all Mukurus (Nyayo, Njenga, Reuben), demolish all river fronts structures including the posh and formal residential houses and malls...allover to comply with maximum floodline level requirement, do new sewerage, roads etc. Not in a system of governance where leaders need votes.... maybe in a benevolent military dictatorship. But for what? It's easier to relocate services, administrative functions to another location and decongest the City.

I’m just posting to show how easy it can be to rehabilitate Rivers and streams in the city but we have useless leaders. Sakaja ngombe sana.

@Philosopher254 @amenya_nelson Slums, markets (food) and garages being next to the riparian land is a major headache

Easy? No. Almost impossible. We better relocate the Capital to another town planned from day 1 and just struggle to make improvements in NRB that , they're currently terribly at. Complete transformation of existing unplanned towns rarely works. 1. You need to eliminate the slums next to riparian lands. That's almost impossible already as that probably hosts half of NRB population. 2. Then expand sewers that were designed for smaller population. Some are on roads. So you need to compensate the property owners to create a road reserves for the bigger sewer lines. 3. The compensation and infrastructure required would cost several trillions. 4. Since you won't relocate everybody from the city like some landlords do when they want to renovate their houses, how will you do such major works on sewer lines? You'll need to maintain current lines and add a bigger one in parallel. It'll require space yet our streets are narrow already. It'll also require new roads constructed. Forget about planning a town that is already a mess. Start from zero elsewhere. Note: I'm not giving the cartels ideas. Definitely, we'd need a better govt to try this. Else, it'll be a tenderpreneur fiesta with no results... like Konza City.

@CarlHigbie Every country has it's stupids, and that is one of yours.

You wanna raise money for the guy who spelled “learning” wrong on a day care with no kids in it? Weird flex bro.

@TajiriWangu_ @amenya_nelson So, why was he awarded? Or does it go back to KRF

@amenya_nelson Delete mzee, this shows how delulu you are! That is a presidential award he received in 2022! He is allowed to wear it!

Whats the meaning of that sash? Do they think they are Kenya’s royal family or I’m missing something?

@morarakebaso This is overly accurate

Ask Tabitha Karanja if by becoming a politician she was able to save her business. Ask Ronald Karauri if by going to parliament he was able to save his betting venture. Ask Sifuna why he only gives flowery speeches that amount to nothing in reality. Ask Mohammed Ali where Paruwanja la ufisadi is? What happened to him? LISTEN No single person can change a rotten system from the inside. Those saying “tuingie kwa system tubadilishe kutoka ndani” do not understand why its called a system. A system changes you before you change it. It corrupts your morals. It alters your beliefs. You realize that its not so bad to steal from Kenyans Infact they deserve it and they want it and will happily vote for you if you do it. The only force that can overthrow a system is the people of Kenya. And they can only do that if they have enough civic education to know that they are living a lie and relying on false hope. Nothing will change until we change it.