Randy Binder

@WorkElizab Shiner

@shouq_al90149 turnip

Apparently this can create heated arguments, so once and for all, What is it ?

@aroog1278 mustard

Is the sauce totally necessary? 🤔

@iqrafatma1278 a mother

What do you call a woman who lives in these conditions ?...

@Jassmini2 After carrying 300 sheets of 9' x 5/8 sheetrock up to fifth floor this would be a piece of cake and we got no tip

This is the kind of order that makes drivers question everything. Multiple cases of water, heavy groceries, drinks, paper towels, and then stairs too? 😤 Some customers really order like they hired a moving company, but it’s just one person using their own car, gas, time, back, and knees. If you live on the 3rd floor with no elevator and order heavy stuff like this, please understand it is real work. Drivers are not robots. If there’s no tip or a tiny tip on an order like this, that feels disrespectful. Heavy orders deserve fair respect.

@Alf_Elsa very lucky if its with her

Having sex in first date is called what?

@Avabelly__ move that fn trailer right now

I came home and realized I could not even pull into my own driveway because my neighbor had parked their utility trailer directly across the entrance. When I asked if they could move it, they said they were busy doing yard work and would take care of it “later.” The frustrating part is that there were plenty of open spaces along the street. They could have parked almost anywhere else, but apparently blocking my driveway was the most convenient option. Maybe I am overreacting, but I do not understand why I should have to park somewhere else or wait around until they decide they are ready to move it. It is my driveway. Would you give them a little more time, or insist that they move the trailer immediately?

@WorkElizab scratch awl

What do you call this tool in your language?

@EmilySm43 If you put anything besides a knife and fork to that steak I will shoot you

Ribeye. Are you adding ketchup or Heinz 57?

@Avabelly__ do it yourself

I’m sorry but $700 for this “small hole” made me question drywall, gravity, and my entire life. Got quoted $700 to patch this small hole in the wall and I genuinely thought he was joking… because at first I was like, okay, it’s drywall, slap some mud on it, sand it, paint it, done. Then I looked closer and realized this wall has layers of trauma. The paper is ripped, the edges are cracked, the middle is caved in, and there’s a mystery gap showing the wall’s inner thoughts. The contractor said it needs cutting, backing, new drywall, tape, mud, sanding, texture matching, primer, and paint. Meanwhile I’m standing here thinking, “Sir, I just wanted my wall to stop looking like it got attacked by a mini fridge.” Would you pay $700 for this? Is that normal, or am I being quoted the emotional damage fee?

@sandrabulloc999 She is one of the most down to earth people you will ever meet please show respect

@KhanSaba1278 I have used reg. bread folded too many times

@lillyycarter Lets roll in the hay

Should I wear less or more?

@AntiLeftMemes Dazed and confused

What should the title be?

@onlynikkibell stupid question

Am I fuckable?

@DeborahSam2s All night long

Would you go down on me knowing I'm nearly 40?

@MalikAlyza Vladimir

This child in the old photo is now famous across the world. Can you guess who it is ? A. Mark Zuckerberg B. Vladimir Putin C. Joe Biden D. Elon Musk

@SarahWorkx Stupid question

Be honest!! 😜

@FarhatMalik6642 Victrola

Be honest

@WorkElizab Drac

I can’t find a suitable name for her