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IF YOU WORK ON MICROSOFT TEAMS I HOPE YOU HAVE CANADIAN HEALTHCARE

@soychotic it's all microslop

Microsoft when they decide to make .NET Core, .NET Framework, and .NET Standard then iterate them at the same time then stop working on them all except .NET Core but it’s not called .NET Core anymore it’s uh just .NET now but it’s still Core not Framework (even though it’s a framework it’s just not .NET Framework) or Standard or .NET MAUI which is also new and Microsoft when they decide to come out with a Windows application version of OneNote and then make an entirely different Windows app called OneNote for Windows with slightly different features than the other OneNote Windows app then decide um actually no more OneNote for Windows switch to OneNote which is also a windows application, which might say OneNote 2016 on some computers even though maybe you technically have 2019 it’s just named 2016 right now sometimes

@alex_prompter @threadreaderapp unroll please

@BrianTycangco Some of gold is just excess liquidity of savings and people sell savings to survive. There's also the momentum trade that has been lost in gold, when momentum turns the algos reverse.

Make this headline make sense.

@PowderkegPro99 @toiletkingcap Hell yeah

@toiletkingcap youtube.com/watch?v=D5_oPy…

i want to listen to epic guitar riffs. shill me songs to listen to

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had an AI super cycle. We had deflationary growth. You could've shut your mouth, grifted, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego.

@michelleakin Crowd Work is the best form of comedy youtu.be/OcPXAf_a4e8

wait i just found this one. i love him so much i have wanna scream!!!!

@Andercot Who is bookmarking this and why?

@vr_tonio Although Google typically makes watered down versions of pre-existing tools. In the same way you have Google sheets compared to Excel Some people will use this, other people will still use dedicated website building tools. Squarespace already will build you pages based on chat

Google just murdered 10,000 Ai wrapper 🤗

@Gtwy Of course

it's really satisfying to pull off a delicious cook on someone else's equipment made cheeseburgers tonight in cast iron with bacon grease. cooked down a couple sweet onions for a topper. would you eat this on vacation?

@bussypounder999 Desperately want to make the purchase of a laser color printer. Printing little storybooks and explanation booklets for the kids.

YES THIS IS THE BEST PRINTER IT ALWAYS JUST PRINTS. NO PROBLEMS

Syrup boiling day

@croissanthology New type of guy

"crypto and tulip farming" is a very funny bit

@pubity Hot dog vendor suggests you go on a few walks every now and then, he doesn't want his customers to perish early

Apple CEO Tim Cook has urged people to use smartphones less. "I don’t want people looking at the smartphone more than they’re looking in someone’s eyes, as if they’re scrolling endlessly. This is not how you want to spend your day. Go out and spend it in nature."

@techhsiren Do you have a hi-vis vest and a clipboard?

have to go to the hardware store alone today but i am a 5"1 girl who is 6 months pregnant and everyone is going to laugh at me

@techhsiren Home Hardware would never do this.

Never mind that new BMW i3, look at the wheeltrims they're putting on the base model Twingo. Pamplemousse superbe!

@22_Minutes Fantastique ! J'en veux encore

Welcome to The Peg. 🩺

It's crazy that it's 2026 and YouTube still doesn't have folders or a sorting system for your subscriptions. Damn YouTube, let me put my subscriptions in groups based on interests.

@Conor_Harris_ omfg, this may be the least effective way to stretch an SCM I've ever seen.

If you have Forward Head Posture or “Text Neck”, there is one main muscle holding you in that posture. But there is a very effective way to release it that addresses the underlying cause for why it’s tight in the first place. Here’s what you need to know 👇