pretty sus

Parent tested, child approved

Working with electronics all the time really brings the beauty of nature out for me personally. Rack scale computers are cool and all but one day I want to be as chill as the Kew garden geese.

@mxshift @oxidecomputer All fans simultaneously run full bore, propelling the cage to its correct location based on BLE positioning. The wireless component implodes after successful placement.

Your new @oxidecomputer rack shows up at the loading dock in a crate. What would the ideal unboxing and setup look like?

Ooooh #HailDiablo

A warning of things to come.

@RoyalLilyVT Only all the time.

I have been told I look like I’m gonna rob someone 3x today and once last night does no one wear beanies anymore i don’t understand

What high rune is this?

Sold

@VCBrags sleeping on this or maybe drowning in too much content.

Why do some startups have to evoke the air of mystery or divine in search of FOMO as the means and/or justification to make a widget? Are political, compensation, and popularity contests really worth the adversarial environment? Nobody is taking it with them after all…

🎈🎈🎈

@sonic_status no connectivity in N Berkeley. Wyd?

@helium Lol

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@RoyalLilyVT Get your hair done?

i forgot my ipad to do work on while getting my hair done today ;-;; now what am i gonna do??

Didn’t read the assembly instructions

$9B SPAC deal for a crypto exchange that hasn’t launched yet, wtf am I missing

@RoyalLily_ youtu.be/J9Jbz4c_WKA

I’m stressing myself out

It better read “we’ve sourced your entire BOM + 30%” with an invoice, or else…

If only we could all fold up like this

FPGA shopping feels like deciding which bulk flour I will need to make a metric shit ton of cookies