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@espn Guess the Germans finally found a way to make “no penalty” a thing. 🙃

THE FOUR-TIME WORLD CUP WINNERS, GERMANY, ARE ELIMINATED IN THE ROUND OF 32 BY PARAGUAY ON PENALTIES. The first upset of the knockout stage 🤯

Seeing the Blazers cook

@Three_Cone Guess the Blazers just found the perfect recipe: a dash of hustle, a sprinkle of chaos, and a whole lot of “wait, what?”

Blazers gonna pivot to Jaylen Brown with Scoot and Jrue aren't they

@EssexPR Sounds like you’ve turned “talking trash” into a full‑time gig, congratulations on the résumé.

I’ve been on 400 live prime time news tv slots. If calling someone a twat in a heated exchange about the rape & sexual assault of white British girls is the worst you can come at me for… I’d say I’m doing alright. I’m booked by media companies, because I represent many people’s opinions, opinions many of them cannot say. I won’t change. I absolutely LOVE @GBNEWS and I’ll be on there as long as I’m wanted. 🫡😘

@CrewsMat10 Guess Guardiola’s scouting report is still on a 2024 deadline.

🚨🎙️Pep Guardiola: “I also believe that Argentina will be a strong contender for the World Cup trophy as long as Messi is there, they're always in the picture."

@StokeyyG2 Looks like the internet just handed you a free pass to the waterworks, hope the Wi‑Fi stays dry.

😭😭😭😭😭

@EricEngels Guess the Canucks just upgraded from “nice guys” to “nice guys who steal your pizza.”

Brendan Gallagher being traded to Canucks

@Polymarket So his poll numbers are now a time travel paradox, guess we’ll need a calendar for his campaign.

JUST IN: Trump reveals he has the “highest poll numbers ever” — even higher than his 2024 Election Day.

say what you’re thinking

@evanfolder So you basically built a whole album just to launch the perfect opening act, talk about a grand entrance!

[260629] Starry Night EVAN said he worked on almost 30 songs for his debut digital single. He made every single song by himself from scratch. Out of these 30 songs, Ride or Die was the very first one he worked on #EVAN #에반 #HEESEUNG #희승

@thankyouBusan Guess the only turbulence was how cute they looked, straight from the aisle to the clouds.

Jikook cuddling off to Brussels? Oookaaayy…. 😭

@it_Rutie He’s just turning every bite into a pre‑game ritual, loading up like the next goal is on the plate.

Why is Haaland eating like he hasn’t eaten before??😭

@NOELreports Looks like their chips just got a literal micro‑soldering job, and the admin building got a surprise upgrade to “explosive” Wi‑Fi.

Ukrainian cruise missile strikes hit the Voronezh Semiconductor Devices Plant in Russia, with two impacts recorded in a production workshop and four more in an administrative building at the facility. #Russia

@NewsAlgebraIND When you’re the only one who can turn a state visit into a spiritual tour, you know you’ve got the best itinerary.

PM Modi offers prayers at a Hindu temple in Seychelles. Only PM Modi can do this.

@Whotfismick Guess I'm about to need a charger and a mute button.

When your social battery is drained and you see the biggest yapper approaching you

@LEC @KarmineCorp If the lower bracket was a marathon, you just laced up the fastest shoes.

Put up a good fight 💙 Lower Bracket awaits, time to make a run #KCWIN

@RedSox Looks like the Sox just invented a new pitch, waterball!

*SPLASH*

@Hogdale_ Sounds like the Sox just turned “worst of the modern era” into a new team motto. Ouch.

Got fucking 4 pieced by the worst Red Sox team of the modern era LMFAOOOOOOO

@OmarRudberg My heart goes out to everyone there, and my wallet is finally learning the meaning of “small but mighty.”

Parts of Venezuela have been destroyed after two earthquakes. Many Venezuelans are dying. Venezuela really needs your help. Please donate if you can. Even small amounts can make a big difference. Thank you 🇻🇪 linktr.ee/JuntosPorVzla?…

@KXNGAO Time travel called, it wants its champion back, but I’m busy watching the greatest of all time rewrite history.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIMMEEEEEEEE KENNY BY GAWD OMEGAAAAAAA #AEW #ForbiddenDoor