RogueRav

Receipt Tzemichat Geulatenu Is this anything?

Will the leftovers from my break fast keep until I welcome guests into my sukkah? Asking for a friend. The friend is me. #somuchkugel

Unpopular opinion: not everything has to have a "secret Jewish history."

Daf Yomi right now: Get while the Gittin's good.

Lost track of my Omer counting. Do I have to start over?

I'm starting to think nobody wants extra copies of the old siddur that we retired 15 years ago.

This week I'm making my challah in a loaf pan. Still looks like a key, just the key fob to my Hyundai. #shlisselchallah

Considering how long I maintained my daf yomi, Duolingo, and wordle streaks, I'm not terribly optimistic about my ability to keep counting the Omer.

@GaonIn60Secs I believe there is something to be said about bad pizza in Talmud Boboli.

Slapping some cheese and sauce on a piece of matzo and calling it matzo pizza is the Pesach equivalent of telling all of your Christian friends that Hanukkah is better than Christmas because we get 8 days of presents.

Jewish problem #52: the rising cost of matzah.

Pesach Pro-tip: if you have a small children, incentivize the search for chametz, giving a prize to the one who finds the most cheerios scattered throughout the house.

@jeremyfprice What about the real Pesach dessert: the crumbled bits of afikomen? -prefers the original version of everything -defends the wicked son -JCC camp alum -still thinks it's funny to say "internets"

@aimhumor It's not what you know, but who you know.

How does one become a yichus expert? Where do you even find one

@FriendsofHuc Secretly killing a historic campus is hardly the way to "honor our history," and exhibit a "transparent model of leadership."

They've been asked multiple times about the omission in closed Facebook groups (and were tagged in posts asking about it) and have not responded. No doubt, they've seen the questions. This is just unacceptable, with the vote a mere week away.

On March 14th, 16th, and 20th, President Rehfeld and Provost Weiss held sessions with Alumni about the proposal to close Cincinnati’s rab program. Alumni were told "we’ll be recording the presentation and Q&A portions of the town halls and making a recording available afterwards

Looking for a rare book: Gates of Repentance. I don't suppose anyone has a copy they could lend me?

So excited that we are now in person for services. Not just because we can see each other, but because I can make the opposite joke about wearing pants that I did a year ago.

@RogueShul Sure, they can leave them in the lobby, right?

what they said: i have covid supplies to donate to the shul reopening efforts what they didn't say: a truck containing four pallets of masks and hand sanitizer will be arriving at the shul parking lot tomorrow morning at 8 (you can let them in, right Rabbi?)

I was thrilled when you were so excited that we were going to continue streaming after resuming live services. I was less thrilled when you were revealed it was because it's easier to mute my sermons when you're online.

@ReformJudaism Good to know. I always thought it was because we were running on Jewish time and that was as early as we could get things going.

You ask, "Why do Jewish holidays always begin at night?" We answer: bddy.me/3fxTLjJ

@RogueShul @HucRogue My alma mater!

Ok @HucRogue welcome to the party. Let’s see what you’ve got. 🤔