Rose

Dumb colleague always does fuck all decides to move with his chair to us as we were troubleshooting smth he wasnt part of. He decides to make a dumb joke "hm the problem is the person in front of the screen" which was me as I was the 1 working. stfu u know nothing about the task

time to watch tales from 85..........

@nesquickbbbfy SURE

@bvnny_byers Sure even if u don’t follow me

can i start dming oomfs or

@YakovMerkin Im getting it too fuck this site

Is this hellsite broken again? All I get on my For You feed currently is "Welcome to X!"

@slashscores I HAD TO SEARCH TIMELINE TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE WAS FACING THE SAME ISSUE

Bro Where Did my timeline go. hello. can you hear me where is everyone

Bruh the time I decide to have a nice scroll before the working week the stupid platform breaks down nice one musk

Hello is this thing on? Why am I not seeing anything on my timeline

In a world full of idiotic politicians this gives me optimism

@_hellshee_ fuckkkkkkk thanks for reminding me i got work in the morning

i'm going back to work tomorrow after i've been off for a week i'm gonna kms

@Autistic_Lauren only love it when im tucked into bed watching a nice series

Asking autistics, how do you feel about rain?

@DailyGoethe Das ist mir zu kurz

in Germany we don’t say “sorry for the delay.”
we say “Lesen, bis der Zug kommt.” 🚄 🇩🇪📖

@klaus66online @0_7_user Du auch nicht weil du nie eine gesehen hast

@0_7_user Wenn Du was gegen Deutsche hast dann nimm deine Koffer und Tschüss

Menschen ertrinken im Meer: 😴 Ein Wal strandet Ü40 Deutsche :

@hopfiIms at least give it a chance not planning to be a huge fan of it myself but I won't be all negative about it

is it really that serious

@klaus66online @0_7_user

@emkenobi GOT THIS AS A FUCKING NOTIFICATION

Trump has died

@storriesunshine Same free time after work is just nap time

i slept the whole fucking afternoon oh my god

It’s safe to say I should’ve taken the day off today.

Why do I have to work tomorrow like can I just rest

@Varzelhaar @yntangs Ohhhhh that’s a great idea how have I never thought of that…… oh wait you can’t so get your facts right

@Rose138240 @yntangs Then turn it off and don't cry about it

why does this app automatically translate tweets now 🫩