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@tedcruz Great!!! I loved School House Rock! Remember “conjunction, junction, what’s your function, hooking up verbs and phrases and clauses”? So I wonder, what’s YOUR function? Isn’t YOUR JOB to WRITE bills? So what have you written? Or do you think your job is tweeting dumb shit?

I remember it well!

@PressSec Looks like a map of everyone in the country that is IRATE that Trump waited 40 DAYS to pay the TSA, causing undue pain to millions of Americans, when he could have done this on Day 1? Trump trying to be the hero, like an ARSONIST who calls 911 to report the fire he started…

The Trump Effect

@GOP So, what you are saying is Trump could have done this 40 days ago but instead chose to punish the entire traveling public while he and his cronies take Air Force One to Florida every weekend to play golf and party? All citizens, MAGA or not, let the hubris and disregard set in…

@Jim_Jordan Uh, hey sport, there isn’t a baseball team named the Indians? Ohhhhh, I get it, you also root for the Redskins, Blackhawks and love doing the Tomahawk chop at Braves games… Got it, do you wear war paint to the games too, cool guy?

Happy Opening Day! Go Indians!

@NEWSMAX Let’s make sure that smug, arrogant, I’m a cheating dirtbag, picture of Trump is on the currency as well as his silly, child-like scribble of a signature…

U.S. paper currency will bear President Trump's signature, a first for a sitting president, to mark the U.S.' 250th anniversary. bit.ly/3NGgvDp

@LaraLeaTrump Did you ask THE NOEM BOYS to tip the TSA staff as the TSA are the ones keeping us safe, without a paycheck, while ICE looks for people to hassle or losers to take pictures with while collecting full pay?? This seems to be the perfect reflection of Trump’s Tone Deaf America!!!

Just landed in Newark and stopped to thank some ICE agents 👍🏽 thanks you, gentlemen 🫡

@PressSec Our nation is saved from the scourge of transgender infiltration!! Openly transgender athletes make up less than 0.002% of all U.S. college athletes. NCAA President Charlie Baker testified to Congress in 2024 that he was aware of fewer than 10 transgender athletes among 510,000.

White House responds to IOC policy change to ban males from women's sports as activists celebrate "President Trump's Executive Order protecting women's sports made this happen!'" foxnews.com/sports/white-h…

@FoxNews We’ll have this problem solved in “TWO WEEKS”… Cue the montage of video clips where Trump always throws out “TWO WEEKS” when he is asked a tough question and doesn’t have a good answer (or any answer)… Negotiations must be going much worse than we thought… TOO WEAK TRUMP

NEW: President Trump says he will hold on strikes against Iranian energy infrastructure at the request of the Iranian government. He says the pause is in effect until April 6.

@LindseyGrahamSC A solution in search of a problem when the true motive is hate: Openly transgender athletes make up less than 0.002% of all U.S. college athletes. NCAA President Charlie Baker testified to Congress in 2024 that he was aware of fewer than 10 transgender athletes among 510,000.

BIG WIN for common sense. I’m glad the International Olympic Committee has finally recognized a simple truth: biological men don’t belong in women’s sports. I hope states and other countries will follow this model at a minimum.

@SenTedCruz You don’t have something more important you should be doing right now?

College sports are losing what made them special. Cinderella runs don’t last when the biggest programs raid mid-majors' rosters each season. Congress has to fix the legal mess here before college sports as we know it turns into a pumpkin. sports.yahoo.com/mens-college-b…

@karolineleavitt He’s brilliant! Sounds like things are going exceedingly well…. Trump administration officials are examining what a potential spike in oil prices to as high as $200 a barrel would mean for the economy, according to people familiar with the matter. It is always Opposite Day…

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@Jim_Jordan Are you unable to form full sentences?

Democrats want: -Soft-on-crime policies   -Open borders -Higher taxes Crazy!

@WhiteHouse Well, you DO stand for the fraudsters, criminals, radicals and putting America Last part (Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, Greenland)… As well as whiners, crypto scammers, scapegoaters, and the occasional racist…

The party of fraudsters, criminals, radicals, illegal aliens and putting America Last is NOT what we stand for.

@GOP State election records show that Trump, as well as Melania Trump and Trump’s son Barron, all voted by mail in the House District 87 election. Trump requested his mail-in ballot on March 14, just days after he insisted that the SAVE America Act include limits on mail-in voting.

@PressSec Why is Trump so obsessed with transgender? Transgender athletes represent a very small fraction of the total U.S. population and the overall athlete population, with official figures indicating they make up less than 0.002% of collegiate athletes. Might he be trans-curious?

You cannot change your sex. President Trump's Executive Order protecting women's sports made this happen!

@seanhannity A 3-ring circus with each act, led by clowns…

WATCH NOW: President Trump Leads Critical Cabinet Meeting at White House hannity.com/media-room/wat…

@FoxNews This is your mess moron… As you have done nothing but criticize NATO and European countries for a decade, why would they bail your ample ass out? Blame others, whine, lie, TACO, do the weave… none of it changes the fact you had no clue what you were doing and had no plan…

BREAKING: "We're very disappointed with NATO because NATO has done absolutely nothing." "I said 25 years ago that NATO's a paper tiger, but more importantly, that we'll come to their rescue, but they will never come to ours." - President Trump

@PressSec You must super dizzy from all the spinning you spew… Trump was unprepared, has clownish “yes men” around him and won’t listen to smart people. His mess, no good options and he will likely double down and make a bigger mess. Time to admit he needs to TACO yet again…

Trump tells 'strange' Iranian negotiators to 'get serious soon' or 'it won't be pretty' foxnews.com/politics/trump…

@SenTedCruz What a short memory you have Ted: Trump is under fire for jabs at Heidi Cruz, as the rivals engage in an increasingly bitter battle for the GOP nomination. Hostilities reached a new high when Cruz accused Trump and "his henchmen" of stoking rumors that he'd cheated on his wife.

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@JDVance Hey Just a Douche, what are your thoughts about Trump’s Iran War and the status of disclosure of the Trump/Epstein files? You can’t just hide until 2028… Little Marco will kick your ass…

For far too long, illegal alien fraudsters and criminals have been allowed to scam Americans out of their hard-earned tax dollars. That stops now. Colin McDonald will be a key asset to the DOJ and the President's War on Fraud. nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-…